Drive-Thru(Explicit) - Tenacious D

Spoken
Jb：
Kage
Kg：
Yeah
Jb：
Let's go to the drive thru
Kg：
Oh good I'm starvin'
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Employee
Kg
：may I help you
Jb：
Yeah um uh
Emp：
Can I have your order
Jb：
Yeah hold on a second I'm looking at the menu
Emp：
Ok
Jb：
Ummm
Emp：
Would you like seasoned curly fries
Jb：
Please don't don't offer me anything I'll tell you want I want
Emp：
Ok
Jb：
Um ok you know how you've got the six piece nuggets
Emp：
Yes six piece chicken nuggets
Jb：
Just uh can you just give me four nuggets I'm trying to
Emp：
It comes in six or twelve piece would you like to try them
Jb：
Shut up and listen to my order take the six nuggets and throw two of them away I'm just wanting a four nugget thing I'm trying to watch my calory intake
Emp：
It comes in six or twelve piece
Jb：
Put two of them up your a*s and give me four chicken mcnuggets
Emp：
Allright four six piece nuggets
Jb：
And then um can I have a junior western bacon chee a junior western bacon chee I'm tryin' to watch my figure
Emp：
Western bacon cheeseburger
Jb：
A junior western bacon chee
Emp：
Would you like that with onions
Jb：
No onions um
Emp：
Ok junior bacon cheeseburger twelve piece chicken nuggets
Jb：
And um I'm gonna' go with a filet of fish sandwich since that has less calories cause it has less calories because it's fish
Emp：
Filet o' fish
Jb：
Now if you could take a coca cola and just go half coca cola half diet coke cause' I'm trying to watch my figure tryin' to loose some of the weight
Emp：
Uh you want half coca cola half diet coke
Jb：
Um and a small a small chocolate shake because I'm trying to watch my figure not a large a small
Emp：
It comes in medium small or medium large small chocolate shake
Jb：
Um also a small seasoned curlys small seasoned curlys
Emp：
Ok I got small season's curleys western bacon cheeseburger
Jb：
Ummm f**k my a*s what else give me uhh alright cherrys jubilee and that's it
Emp：
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Jb：
Wait kage what do you want
Kg：
Uhhh geez let me have uhh I think I want the regular western bacon cheeseburger large shake seasoned curlys
Jb：
Oh god come on with the order take forever
Kg：
That's all I want that's all I want
Jb：
Good ok how much is that sir
Emp：
That will be 14 75 at the window please please drive up
Jb：
To kg
Do you have any money
Kg：
Oh shoot umm yeah I got like uhhh
Jb：
Give it to me alright here ok we only have umm alright I'm gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order ok thank you let's go
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