Introduckling - Ugly Duckling

Ladies and gentlemen
The one and only
Takin care of plenty plenty of business
Fantastically
And we're about ready to have a party
Get down
Gimme an intro
Everybody say
U g l y
U g l y
Everybody say
U g l y
U g l y
Introduction of the Ugly Duckling we're here
Microphone when you put one in gonna get it in gear
When you make a tight fist put it in the air
Then you pump it like this
I do more legwork than a centipede
Or when you're goin uphill on a 10 speed
When I MC I harness energy
Break mics like sellery with mental telepathy
Then I melt them down till they vaporize
Then imprinted on the ground by my laser eyes
Oh yeah
It's Andy Dustin and Rod
Makin listeners applaud with their heads when they nod
Put the motor in the red I've got the hot shred
And some Monroe Shocks for rocks on the road ahead
Like fire drills we keep you on your heels
With the analog sound off the two inch reels
Wherever I'm at I burn a hole in the map
Like a Cartwright but I spark mics
Ignite and keep it tighter than a facelift
There's so much flavor in the air you can taste it
Leave it up to me to put the b in b boy
I bring a point to your ear like Leonard Nemoy
Dizzy Dustin is my nom de plume
In bloom on this Ugly introduction tune
Get down
Gimme an intro
Everybody say
U g l y
U g l y
Everybody say
U g l y
Rrrrrhhaa
Check check check out my melody I'm havin some fun
Goin Public like the Enemy Number One
Steppin on the scene with or without pay
Gettin Wilder than Gene till the crowd goes
Hey
I rock events with much confidence
And catch compliments on all continents
So clap your hands everybody Germany to Amsterdam
From the USA to the whole UK Scandinavia and Japan
We been overseas on tour with the JB's
Dizzy Dustin's introduction for this new LP
Now we don't record keyboard
I use it for a kneeboard
We're not the other groups
We only ride loops
Fat loops
We keep it pure been into this before
Rap had its own section in the record store
And that's how it is you can ask Diz
Listen for yourself here he is
Well alright
There's three in UD we're each from Long Beach
While Andy and I write Rod searches for beats
They call him Einstein and everywhere you find us
He's right behind us where the DJ stands
Pullin out black plates from one of his many crates
Scratchin like the Supreme Team with his hands
Einstein
U g l y
U g l y
Everybody say
U g l y
U g l y
Everybody say
U g l y
U g l y
Everybody say
U g l y
U g l y