Pick Up Lines - Ugly Duckling

Pick Up Lines - Ugly Duckling
Written by：Dustin McFarland/Andy Cooper/Rodney Pleasant
What's the place where you see more girls
That you'd like to pick up than any other place
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me
Can I buy you a drink your glass is empty
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this
Anyway you come here often is this seat taken miss
America no well you should be a model I'm
New in town so could you show me around
Can I call you sometime
I'd like to get to knowing
Your place or mine I love your eyes hey where you goin
Now honey didn't do what everyone else does
She stood out without making a scene because she was
The hottest but the most modest in a long plaid skirt
And a shirt with a little picture of Ernie Bert
Now she played no sports except scholastic sorts
An academic epidemic during book reports
The starlet of a play not a harlot to lay
So all the school mad that she wouldn't give it away
See
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
When joe the superhoe said baby what's your sign
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Cut my bangs so they don't hang then shampoo the doo
Get the hair out of my eye so I can look into
Of you master and capture the flag
In a 65 rag with brand new tags
She's for real I feel chills they're multiplyin'
It's so electrifyin'
It's so electrifyin'
No denyin that I'm tryin to undress her
With that phony rap you wouldn't even get near it
She wouldn't go for sugar coated lyrics
So other girls would say she must be gay
And call her a lenny dykstra
But soo what they really wanted to just like her
Jealous I won't offend her I'll treat her tender
Defend her and send her letters and such
But there's no rush and there's no
Baby you're so fine I wanna make you mine
'cause honey simply ignored the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
When joe the superhoe said baby what's your sign
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
There's no baby you're fine I wanna make you mine
'cause honey was offended by the pick up line
Well excuse me
Well excuse me
Well excuse me
Well excuse me
Y'all step up to this
Now the main dude who wooed women tried to make his move
On her so we all watched to see what she would do
He moved in hey baby doll what's up with us
And honey was like excuse me but
I'm gonna be late for my bus
So I stepped up to her and said here's what I'm about
Long walks deep thoughts I I'd take you out I won't
Play games or try to take the truth and bend it
I just wanna talk and she wasn't offended
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
When joe the superhoe said baby what's your sign
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Baby you're so fine I wanna make you mine
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Pick up line
Pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
When the R B singer said let's bump n grind
Honey was offended by the pick up line