German Lunch - Frank Zappa

Lowell George
Dialog
Jimmy Carl Black
Dialog
Roy Estrada
Dialog
Bunk Gardner
Dialog
Don Preston
Dialog
Motorhead Sherwood
Dialog
Ian Underwood
Dialog
Arthur Tripp
Dialog
Buzz Gardner
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Frank Zappa
Dialog
Uhh may I see your papers pleez
Uhhh lemme see
Hand me your suitcase let me open it
I'm just a bit nervous you understand
Open the suitcase
This hasn't happened too often
Uh huh I see how many sixty two packages of cigarettes Why are you carrying all zees into Germany for What are you doing this for
I I
How long have you been livin' in Berlin
I don't live in Berlin
Where do you live
I live in Texas
Texas
Texas
Oh I see Lyndon Johnson lives in Texas too does he not
I know Sure does
Ooh hm this is alright
You mind Is it alright if I shut my suitcase off
Shut it off
Ha ha ha ha
Do you care for one of these cigarettes
Now who's this lady you are with
What lady
This lady here standing next to you
Oh this is uh this is
Has she has papers too
PAPERS Lemme see your papers
How come you have to yell so much what did we do
I don't yell
Were just trying to get into the country
This is my country it's not your country I'm here I've been standing here for years and years doing zis every time You making me very angry
Is this ze Fazerland
This is ze Fazerland yes
Listen you ought to check all the Mothers through customs Hey line up as soon as you finished
Are you through with me sir
You may step over here to the right
Thank you
My name is Fritz open the suitcase please
Just a moment here just a moment
What is this there's sixty two copies of Horses**t Magazine What are you carrying Horses**t Magazine around for
It's a hoax hold it hold it here
What is this Right there
Hold it hold it I'll never forget you Fritz
Alright next you may close this now
Next whos up uh here he comes Who are you Hand me your paper
Here's my papers
Your name is Duke What's this Duke Duke DeWild Have you seen many German movies you ever go to ze movies
I never go to the movies
What is zis you bring zees into Germany Zees are Japanese tools Why do you bring Japanese tools to Germany where we make the finest tools ever you what are you doingk That's 60 marks for you oh my God what's the matter with you
Coughing
Oh my God please please not here Step Oh my God what are you doingk Oh who are you what is your name hand me your paper Is your name Larry Larry Frnoga
Yes
Larry Frnoga
Larry Frnoga
Oh my God what are you doing what are you doing zat for
I'm beating the horse to make it go faster
That's not a horse that's a table
What's the difference
Ha ha ha
Don't go too fast does it for a table
What is this Ohhh zefrin CL brand of ah nasal spray You have a cold How long have you had a cold
About a year
About
You had a cold for a year are you trying to bring a cold into zis country Oh my God don't cough on me What is this medal say Sais Berlin survival award 1968
That's where I got my cold
You were here before in Berlin
That's right
What what were you doing in Berlin
I gave a concert
You gave a concert in Berlin
That's right
To whom
The German people
The German people
Yes
Don't take the German people lightly I say who is this man here is it Arthur Arthur Tripp
Arthur Arthur
It's a German name is it not
English
Tripp
Ja
Tripp
Ja JA
Ja ja ja
Stop giggling you're having too much fun you know we arrest people for having to much fun here
I beg your pardon
When you come to someone elses country do you run around on the grass and make it dirty everywhere you go
No I stick pretty close to the bars
You know you people all look bars
We have a lot of bars here
Ysure do Heh heh scuze me if I laugh
Don't laugh
Alright I'll do that
Who is this man here the other man
He's our leader
He is your leader
Ja
Wh what is his function and how does he lead you
He directs us by with signals various vocal noises
Vocal noises Vat are some of the noises
Eh peep
Peep
Poowah
Pooowahhhhhh
I see you all are very well organised we all like order in Germany you know You have such a pleasant smile may I see your papers
You see I don't exactly have my papers with me I
You don't have papers
I may have left them in my other bag
He has no papers huh
He has no papers
I mean if there was something I could do for you
Do you have any identification
Identification lemme see
It's a nice watch you have on
Wa ist los
It used to have a Mickey Mouse there I
I tell you what I'll do
If if if you give me zat watch
Nein
That's a very strange german accent
Ja ha ha ha
Are you sure
Are you from Strabourg or was
He's a russian spy he's a Russian I think
I think so
Get Him
Hands Up
Oh God
What's goin on
You want an enema
No I'll take a cheeseburger
Why is the bow tie goink from your neck
I'm practicing to fly
Why is everyone in this group having bow ties going from ze neck
They're all weird
Gimme your watch
I still don't trust this guys accent
Who is this who who Come here come over here Do you have a suitcase
We must watch this one
We must watch this one right Let's open the suitcase
My guitar wants to kill you mama
My guitar wants to burn your dad
I get real mean when he makes me mad
This is very good this is very normal German lyrics You're all welcome to our country
Ha ha ha
Don't laugh