Bagged Me a Homer - Homer

[00:00.50]Studio Chief:Uh, this studio has a lot of history.
[00:02.30]Buddy Holly stood here in 1958 and said,
[00:04.47]\"There is no way in Hell that I'm gonna record in this dump.\"
[00:08.10]Homer:I'm sure Lurleen will love it.
[00:10.14]Marge:Homer, how much did you just give that man?!
[00:12.88]Homer:Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings. I'm not going to go into hock for this.
[00:17.20]Lurleen:Hey, Colonel Homer! And you must be—
[00:21.74]Marge:Mrs. Homer Simpson!
[00:23.59]Lurleen:Charmed.
[00:26.50]Marge: Thought you said she was overweight.
[00:27.39]Homer:Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.
[00:30.89]Marge:What does that mean?
[00:31.91]Homer:I don't have time to answer these questions! Uh, time is money! Come on, people!
[00:36.83]Lurleen:Well, come on, boys, let's break some hearts!
[00:43.73]Oh, the bases were empty
[00:45.36]On the diamond of my heart
[00:46.86]When the coach called me up to the plate.
[00:50.70]I've been swingin' and missin'
[00:51.81]And lovin' and kissin'
[00:53.52]My average was point double eight.
[00:56.45]So I spit on my hands,
[00:58.19]Knockin' dirt from my spikes,
[00:59.81]And pointed right toward centerfield,
[01:03.35]This time, I'm hittin' a home run,
[01:06.42]This time, love is for real.
[01:09.69]I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice
[01:12.88]A lovin' fly for you,
[01:16.70]I've been slumpin' off season,
[01:17.71]But now, I found a reason
[01:19.36]I've struck on a love that is true.
[01:22.67]I used to play the field,
[01:25.79]I used to be a roamer.
[01:28.97]But season's turnin' round for me now.
[01:32.26]I finally bagged me a homer!
[01:35.80]That's right.
[01:36.62]I finally bagged me a homer!
[01:40.80]Sound booth guy:Uh, Lurleen, we're gonna hafta cut you off.
[01:41.30]We're gettin' some kinda grindin' noise on the track.
[02:06.48]Homer:Guess what, Lurleen! I gotcha a gig on TV!
[02:09.23]Lurleen:Oh! Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!
[02:12.66]Homer:Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment.