Dumb Ways to Die - Tangerine Kitty

Set fire to your hair
放火烧你的头发
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
拿根棍子戳灰熊
Eat medicines that's out of date
吃上一堆过期的药
Use your private parts as piranha bait
用私处去钓食人鱼
Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Get your toast out with a fork
用根叉子去拿吐司
Do your own electrical work
电工活儿你自己来
Teach yourself how to fly
自学飞机怎么开
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
吃一块两星期都没放冰箱的派
Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Invite a psycho-killer inside
把**狂请进门
Scratch your ** dealer's brand new ride
在**的新车上划道痕
Take your helmet off in outer space
在外太空脱下你的头盔
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
悄悄地躲在干衣机里
Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
养只响尾蛇当宠物
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
把两个肾都在网上卖掉
Eat a tube of superglue
吃上一管万能胶
“I wonder what's this red button do ”
我想知道这个红色按钮是干啥用的?
Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
在狩猎季节里扮成一头驼鹿
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
闲着没事惹一窝马蜂
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
站在火车站的站台边缘
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
开车绕过铁轨前的禁行栏杆
Run across the tracks between the platforms
冲过火车站台之间的铁轨
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
它们虽然不押韵却很可能是
Dumbest ways to die
最蠢的死法
Dumbest ways to die
最蠢的死法
Dumbest ways to die
最蠢的死法
So many dumb
好多种蠢蠢的
So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法