Promiscuous - Frank Zappa

Promiscuous - Frank Zappa
The Surgeon General Doctor Koop
S'posed to give you all the poop
But when he's with P M R C
The poop he's scoopin'
Amazes me
C-Span showed him all dressed up
In his phoney Doctor God get-up
He looked in the camera and fixed his specs
'N gave a little lecture
'Bout anal sex
He says it is not good for us
We just can't be promiscuous
He's a docter -- he should know
It's the work of the Devil so
Girls don't blow
Don't blow Jimmy don't blow Bobby
Get yourself another hobby
(If Jesus practiced medicine
I'm sure he'd do it
Just like him)
Is Doctor Koop a man to trust
It seems at least that Reagan must
(But Ron's a trusting sort of guy --
He trusts Ed Meese
I wonder why )
The A M A has just got caught
For doin' stuff it shouldn't ought
All they do is lie and lie
Where's Doctor Koop
He's standin' by
Surgeon General What's the deal
Is your epidemic real
Are you leaving something out
Something we can't talk about
A little green monkey over there
Kills a million people
That's not fair
Did it really go that way
Did you ask the C I A
Would they take you serious
Or have THEY been
Promiscuous
Or have THEY been
Promiscuous
Or have THEY been
Promiscuous
Or have THEY been
Promiscuous