Act I: The Lady’s Paying - Andrew Lloyd Webber

The Lady's Paying - Classical Artists
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Written by：Don Black/Christopher Hampton/Andrew Lloyd Webber

Norma：

Hurry up the birthday boy is on his way
快准备 寿星马上就要到了
This is a surprise celebration
这是一场惊喜生日会
I hope you've remembered everything I've said
希望你都记得我说过的话
I want to see a total transformation
我要看到焕然一新的你
Joe：
乔：
What's all this
这是怎么回事
Norma：
诺尔玛：
Happy birthday darling
生日快乐亲爱的
Did you think we'd forgotten
你以为我们忘记了吗
Joe：
乔：
Well I don't know
这个我也不清楚
Norma：
诺尔玛：
These people are from the best men's shop in town
这些人来自城里最好的男装店
I had them close it down for a day
我让他们歇业一天专门来服务
Joe：
乔：
Norma now listen
诺尔玛听我说
Norma：
诺尔玛：
I'll leave you boys to it
让你们男士们好好相处吧
Manfred：
曼弗雷德：
Happy birthday welcome to your shopathon
生日快乐 欢迎来到你的购物狂欢
Joe：
乔：
What's going on
这是怎么回事
Manfred：
曼弗雷德：
Help yourself it's all been taken care of
尽管挑选 一切已安排妥当
Anyone who's anyone is dressed by me
城中名流皆由我亲手装扮
Joe：
乔：
Well golly gee
天哪这真是
Manfred：
曼弗雷德：
Pick out anything you like a pair of
任您挑选 无论是成对还是
You just point I'll do the rest
您只需指点 其余交给我办
I have brought nothing but the best
我带来的尽是精品中的精品
You're a very lucky writer
你可真是个幸运的作家
Come along now get undressed
来吧 现在把衣服脱下
Unless I'm much mistaken
除非我眼力有差
That's a 42 inch chest
这可是42英寸的胸围啊
Joe：
乔：
I don't understand a word you're saying
你们说的话我一句都听不懂
Manfred：
曼弗雷德：
Well all you need to know's the lady's paying
你只需知道是这位女士买单就行
It's nice to get your just reward this time of year
岁末年终 得到应得的回报真是美妙
Joe：
乔：
Get out of here
快给我出去
Manfred：
曼弗雷德：
And all my merchandise is strictly Kosher
我所有的商品都绝对正宗
When you've thrown away all your old worn out stuff
当你扔掉所有破旧衣物时
Joe：
乔：
Hey that's enough
嘿 适可而止
Manfred：
曼弗雷德：
Perhaps you'd like to model for my brochure
或许您愿意为我的宣传册当模特
I have just a thing for you chalk stripe suits
我正好有适合您的细条纹西装
Salesman：

In black
黑色款
Or blue
或蓝色款
Glen paid trousers
格纹羊毛长裤
Cashmere sweaters
羊绒毛衣
Bathing shorts for Malibu
马利布海滩的泳裤来一条
Here's a patent leather lace up
这双漆皮系带鞋堪称经典
It's a virtuoso shoe
匠人手工打造的艺术品
Manfred：
曼弗雷德：
And a simply marvelous coat made of vicuna
还有这件羊驼呢大衣简直绝妙
Joe：
乔：
You know what you can do with your vicuna
你的羊驼呢还是留着自用吧
Norma：
诺尔玛：
Come on Joe you haven't even started yet
来吧乔 你还没开始试呢
Joe：
乔：
You wanna bet
你确定要打赌吗
Norma：
诺尔玛：
I thought by now he'd look the height of fashion
我以为他现在应该穿得时髦极了
He always takes forever making up his mind don't be unkind
他做决定总是磨蹭半天 别这么刻薄
I thought you writer knew about compassion
我以为你们作家都懂得体谅人
I love Flannel on a man
我爱男人穿法兰绒的质感
Manfred：
曼弗雷德：
This will complement his tan
这能衬出他晒过的肤色
Norma：
诺尔玛：
We'll take two of these and four of those
这两款要两件 那款拿四件
Manfred：
曼弗雷德：
I'm still your greatest fan
我始终是你最忠实的拥趸
Very soon now we'll have stopped him looking like an also ran
很快就能让他摆脱平庸模样
Joe：
乔：
You're going to make me sorry that I'm staying
你会让我后悔留下这个决定
Norma：
诺尔玛：
Well all right I'll choose after all I'm paying
好吧我来选 反正是我买单
Manfred：
曼弗雷德：
Evening clothes
晚礼服
Norma：
诺尔玛：
I want to see your most deluxe
我要看你们最奢华的款式
Joe：
乔：
Won't wear a tux
我才不要穿礼服
Norma：
诺尔玛：
Of course not dear tuxedos are for waiters
当然不用亲爱的 燕尾服是给服务生穿的
Manfred：
曼弗雷德：
What we need are tails a white tie and top hat
我们需要的是燕尾服 白领结和高顶礼帽
Joe：
乔：
I can't wear that
我穿不了那个
Norma：
诺尔玛：
Joe second rate clothes are for second raters
乔 二流衣服只配二流货色
Joe：
乔：
Norma please
诺尔玛别这样
Norma：
诺尔玛：
Shut up I'm rich
闭嘴 老娘有钱
Not some platinum blonde B***h
不是那种金发*货
I own so many apartments
我名下房产数不清
I've forgotten which is which
我已分不清孰是孰非
Joe：
乔：
I don't have to go to premieres
我不必出席首映礼
I'm never on display
从不在人前亮相
You seem to forget that I'm a writer
你似乎忘了我是个作家
Who cares what you wear when you're a writer
作家穿什么谁会在意
Norma：
诺尔玛：
I care Joe and please don't be so mean to me
我在意 乔 请别对我如此刻薄
Joe：
乔：
OK all right
好吧 行吧
Norma：
诺尔玛：
You can't come to my New Year's Eve party
你绝不能穿着加油站制服
In that filling station shirt
来参加我的新年派对
Joe：
乔：
I've been invited somewhere else on New Year's Eve
新年夜我另有邀约
Norma：
诺尔玛：
Where
哪里
Joe：
乔：
Artie Green
阿尔蒂·格林
He's an old friend of mine
他是我的老朋友
Norma：
诺尔玛：
I can't do without you Joe I need you
我不能没有你乔 我需要你
I've sent out every single invitation
我已经发出了每一份邀请函
Joe：
乔：
All right Norma I give in
好吧诺尔玛 我投降了
Norma：
诺尔玛：
Of course you do
你当然会投降
And when they've dressed you
等他们给你打扮好
You'll cause a sensation
你一定会惊艳全场
Salesmen：
销售员们：
We equip the chosen few of movieland
我们专为电影界的精英们服务
Manfred：
曼弗雷德：
The latest cut
最新款式
Salesmen：
销售员们：
We dress every movie star and crooner
我们为每位影星歌星量身定制
From their shiny toecaps to their hatband
从锃亮的鞋尖到考究的帽檐
Manfred：
曼弗雷德：
Conceal your gut
藏起你的肚腩
You won't regret selecting the vicuna
选择骆马毛料绝不会后悔
Salesmen：
销售员们：
If you need a hand to shake
若你需要握手寒暄
If there's a girl you want to make
若有佳人想讨欢心
If there's a soul you're out to capture
若想俘获谁的灵魂
Or a heart you want to break
或要伤透某颗真心
If you want the world to love you
若要世人皆爱你
Manfred：
曼弗雷德：
You'll have to learn to take
你得学会接受馈赠
Salesmen：
销售员们：
And gracefully accept the role you're playing
优雅地接受你正在扮演的角色
Manfred：
曼弗雷德：
You will earn every cent the lady's paying
你会配得上那位女士为你花的每一分钱
Salesmen：
销售员们：
So why not have it all
何不尽情享受这一切
Manfred：
曼弗雷德：
Now that didn't hurt did it
这并不难受 不是吗
Salesmen：
销售员们：
The lady's paying
这位女士买单