White & Nerdy - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00.000] 作词 : Henderson+Seriki+Salinas
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Henderson+Seriki+Salinas
[00:06.648]They  see  me  mowin'
[00:08.584]My  front  lawn
[00:10.334]I  know  they're  all  thinking
[00:11.646]I'm  so  White  N'nerdy
[00:13.396]Think  I'm  just  too  white  n'nerdy
[00:15.85]Think  I'm  just  too  white  n'nerdy
[00:16.584]Can't  you  see  I'm  white  n'nerdy
[00:18.84]Look  at  me  I'm  white  n'nerdy!
[00:20.148]I  wanna  roll  with-
[00:22.146]The  gangsters
[00:23.772]But  so  far  they  all  think
[00:25.588]I'm  too  white  n'nerdy
[00:26.960]Think  I'm  just  too  white  n'nerdy
[00:28.462]Think  I'm  just  too  white  n'nerdy
[00:30.148]I'm  just  too  white  n'nerdy
[00:32.44]Really,really  white  n'nerdy
[00:33.79]First  in  my  class  here  at  
[00:34.331]Got  skills,I'm  a  Champion  of  DND
[00:35.895]MC  Escher  that's  my  favorite  MC
[00:37.455]Keep  your 40
[00:37.829]I'll  just  have  an  Earl  Grey  tea
[00:39.579]My  rims  never  spin  to  the  contrary
[00:41.17]You'll  find  they're  quite  stationary
[00:42.707]All  of  my  action  figures  are  cherry
[00:44.399]Steven  Hawkings  in  my  library
[00:46.143]My  MySpace  page  is  all  totally  pimped  out
[00:48.15]I  got  people  begging  for  my  top 8spaces
[00:49.955]Yo  I  know  Pi  to  a  thousand  places
[00:51.409]Ain't  got  no  grills  but  I  still  wear  braces
[00:52.975]I  order  all  of  my  sandwiches  with  mayonnaise
[00:54.848]I'm  a  whiz  at  minesweeper  I  can  play  for  days
[00:56.599]Once  you  see  my  sweet  moves  you're  gonna  stay  amazed,
[00:58.347]my  fingers  movin'so  fast  I'll  set  the  place  ablaze
[01:00.35]There's  no  killer  app  I  haven't  run
[01:01.605]At  Pascal,well,I'm  number 1
[01:03.162]Do  vector  calculus  just  for  fun
[01:04.787]I  ain't  got  a  gat  but  I  gotta  soldering  gun
[01:06.411]Happy  days  is  my  favourite  theme  song
[01:07.936]I  can  sure  kick  your  butt  in  a  game  of  ping  pong
[01:09.764]I'll  ace  any  trivia  quiz  you  bring  on
[01:11.418]I'm  fluent  in  Java  Script  as  well  as  Klingon
[01:13.112]Here's  the  part  I  sing  on
[01:14.112]They  see  me  roll  on,my  Segway!
[01:17.152]I  know  in  my  heart  they  think  I'm
[01:18.901]white  n'nerdy!
[01:20.89]Think  I'm  just  too  white  n'nerdy
[01:21.776]Think  I'm  just  too  white  n'nerdy
[01:23.528]Can't  you  see  I'm  white  n'nerdy
[01:25.276]Look  at  me  I'm  white  n'nerdy
[01:27.40]I'd  like  to  roll  with-
[01:29.168]The  gangsters
[01:30.792]Although  it's  apparent  I'm  too
[01:32.544]White  n'nerdy
[01:33.564]Think  I'm  just  too  white  n'nerdy
[01:37.10]I'm  just  too  white  n' nerdy
[01:38.958]How'd  I  get  so  white  n'nerdy?
[01:40.654]I've  been  browsing,inspectin'
[01:41.710]X-men  comics  you  know  I  collect 'em
[01:43.146]The  pens  in  my  pocket
[01:44.146]I  must  protect 'em
[01:45.259]my  ergonomic  keyboard  never  leaves  me  bored
[01:47.193]Shopping  online  for  deals  on  some  writable  media
[01:48.686]I  edit  Wikipedia
[01:50.261]I  memorized  Holy  Grail  really  well
[01:51.709]I  can  recite  it  right  now  and  have  you  ROTFLOL
[01:53.207]I  got  a  business  doing  websites
[01:54.977]When  my  friends  need  some  code  who  do  they  call?
[01:56.527]I  do  HTML  for  them  all
[01:58.345]Even  made  a  homepage  for  my  dog!
[01:59.969]Yo!Got  myself  a  fanny  pack
[02:01.655]they  were  having  a  sale  down  at  the  GAP
[02:03.590]Spend  my  nights  with  a  roll  of  bubble  wrap
[02:04.827]POP  POP!Hope  no  one  sees  me  gettin'freaky!
[02:07.194]I'm  nerdy  in  the  extreme  and  whiter  than  sour  creme
[02:10.564]I  was  in  AV  club  and  Glee  club  and  even  the  chess  team!
[02:13.696]Only  question  I  ever  thought  was  hard
[02:15.356]Was  do  I  like  Kirk  or  do  I  like  Picard?
[02:17.55]I  spend  every  weekend
[02:17.546]at  the  renaissance  fair
[02:19.121]I  got  my  name  on  my  under  wear!
[02:20.617]They  see  me  strollin'
[02:22.745]They  laughin'
[02:24.367]And  rollin'their  eyes 'cause
[02:26.55]I'm  so  white  n'nerdy
[02:27.681]Just  because  I'm  white  n'nerdy
[02:29.57]Just  because  I'm  white  n'nerdy
[02:30.679]All  because  I'm  white  n'nerdy
[02:32.125]Holy  cow  I'm  white  n'nerdy
[02:33.869]I  wanna  bowl  with-
[02:35.869]the  gangsters
[02:37.309]but  oh  well  it's  obvious  I'm
[02:39.557]white  n'nerdy
[02:40.807]Think  I'm  just  too  white  n'nerdy
[02:42.309]Think  I'm  just  too  white  n'nerdy
[02:44.179]I'm  just  too  white  n'nerdy
[02:45.181]Look  at  me  I'm  white  n'nerdy!