Bob Rules - Keller Williams

Bob Rules - Keller Williams
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The price is wrong b***h
这价格大错特错
Twelve o'clock check out we've got an entire hour
中午十二点退房 我们还有整整一小时
Where is the remote no time for the manual power
遥控器在哪 没时间手动开机
I put that name tag over the heart
我把名牌别在胸口
On the shirt that says bob rules
那件写着"鲍勃最棒"的衬衫上
I stood in line for days
我排队等了数日
With all the other fools
和其他痴心人一起
And then the voice of an angel that belonged to rod roddy
直到听见罗德·罗迪天使般的声音
Called my name and said 'come on down you're the next contestant
主持人喊我名字"快下来吧 下一位幸运观众就是你"
Oh my god I was hyperventilating
天啊 我激动得快要窒息
I hope I do not wake up from this dream
多希望这场美梦永远不醒
Which is what it was
可惜终究只是梦境
Janice she linked on wearing a diamond dog collar
珍妮丝戴着钻石项圈摇曳生姿
Still in complete shock I muttered the words 'one dollar'
恍惚中我颤抖着喊出"一美元"
But everyone else overbid
其他人都疯狂加价
And their eyes turned to me with the rage
他们愤怒的目光齐刷刷射向我
For my dogs will be draped in diamonds
我的爱犬都将披挂钻石项圈
And I get to go onstage
而我即将登上梦想舞台
I picked up old bob and I hugged him just like a bear
我熊抱主持人鲍勃老爷子
He said 'put me down son and feast your eyes over there'
他说"放我下来 快看那边的惊喜"
The sliding doors were ajar
自动门正缓缓开启
I was a happy as I could get
我沉浸在极致欢欣里
For it was a brand new car
因为那是辆崭新座驾
A Chevrolet Chevrolet
雪佛兰 雪佛兰啊
All because the voice of an angel that belonged to rod roddy
只因罗德·罗迪那天使般的声音
Called my name and said come on down you're the next contestant
呼唤我的名字 说"快下来吧 下一位参赛者就是你"
Oh my god I was hyperventilating
天啊 我激动得快要窒息
I hope I do not wake up from this dream
多希望这场美梦永远不醒
Which is what it was
可惜终究只是梦境
The showcase showdown was set for a quarter to noon
展示对决定在差一刻正午时分
My spin did not make it all the away around I got booed
我的转盘没能转完一圈 引来嘘声一片
So I pulled down as hard as I could
于是我使出浑身解数奋力一搏
Just like they all knew that I would
正如所有人预料的那样
I was happy to be alive
我为能活着而欣喜若狂
When it landed on 095
当指针停在095上
Next thing I knew I was standing next to a marine
转眼间我已站在海军陆战队员身旁
Who did not like his showcase and passed it on over to me
他不满意自己的奖品展示 转手就推给了我
Crunching the numbers I tried to remain calm
我强作镇定计算着数字
How much is an all expenses paid trip to Guam
关岛全包旅行到底值多少银子
Before I could answer a banging came to my door
还没等我报出答案 敲门声突然打断
The housekeeper said 'you must leave now or pay more you have dog'
清洁阿姨说"要么现在离开 要么加钱才能带狗住"
I guess I fell back asleep
我想我又沉入了梦乡
And slept right through that show
就这样错过了那期节目
But the next time I'm in l a
但下次若再到洛杉矶
You know where I'm gonna go
你定知道我要去何方
And hope that a voice of an angel that belongs to rod roddy
期盼天使般的声音响起 那是罗德·罗迪在召唤
Call my name and says come on down you're the next contestant
念出我的名字说"快下来吧 下一位幸运选手"
Oh my god I hope I don't hyperventilate
天啊 但愿我不会激动到窒息
I hope I do not wake up from this dream
多希望这场美梦永远不醒
Which is what it will be
尽管终将只是幻梦一场