Fell In Love With A Robot - Karate High School

I fell in love with a robot
我和一个机器人相爱了
And the color of her digital eyes
我爱上了她那双数码眼睛
She’s 5 foot 3 her lights are LED
她身高1米61 她的光都是LED屏发出的
I got a great discount from the factory
我以大折扣价从工厂购得
She never criticizes my lifestyle or says to get a job
她从不会批判我的生活方式 也不会让我去找份工作
She never says any of my jokes are stupid
她从不会说我的笑话太蠢
She totally relates to Batteries Not Included
她完全是靠外带电池启动的
I wonder if she loves me
我想知道她是否爱我
I wonder if she cares
我想知道她是否在乎我
All my friends want me to give her back but I wouldn’t dare do that
我所有的朋友都想让我弃她而去 但我不敢那么做
She doesn’t have a heart or any fingerprints
她没有心脏 也没有指纹
But she’s better than any girl that actually exists
但是她比任何现实中的女孩都好
Because she literally was made for me Because she literally was made for me
因为她简直就是为我量身打造的
I fell in love with a robot
我和一个机器人相爱了
And now I’ll never have to be alone
现在我不用再孤单一人了
I know it sounds weird but it’s a fact:
我知道那听起来很怪异 却是事实
She’s a great substitute for human contact
她是人类沟通的伟大替代品
And every time my friends call to go out
每次我朋友叫我出去的时候
She says honey have fun
她都会祝我玩得开心
But there’s no way I’m hanging out with the boys
但是我才不会出去和朋友们鬼混
Because tonight I have a hot date with my android
因为今晚我要和我的机器人女友激情约会
I wonder if she loves me
我想知道她是否爱我
I wonder if she cares
我想知道她是否在乎我
All my friends want me to give her back but I wouldn’t dare do that
我所有的朋友都想让我弃她而去 但我不敢那么做
She doesn’t have a heart or any fingerprints
她没有心脏 也没有指纹
But she’s better than any girl that actually exists
但是她比任何现实中的女孩都好
Because she literally was made for me Because she literally was made for me
因为她简直就是为我量身打造的
If this sounds like science fiction it’s because you don’t have the facts
如果这听起来像是科幻小说 那是因为你不知道事实
Put yourself in my position: once you go cyborg you don’t go back
设身处地想一想 一旦你成了电子人 就再也无法复原
The warranty says if they break they’ll fix ‘em
保证书上说 如果机器人出故障他们保修
They’ll even upgrade the operating system
他们甚至还会更新操作系统
I wonder if she loves me
我想知道她是否爱我
I wonder if she cares
我想知道她是否在乎我
All my friends want me to give her back but I wouldn’t dare do that
我所有的朋友都想让我弃她而去 但我不敢那么做
She doesn’t have a heart or any fingerprints
她没有心脏 也没有指纹
But she’s better than any girl that actually exists
但是她比任何现实中的女孩都好
Because she literally was made for me
因为她简直就是为我量身打造的
Because she literally was made for me
因为她简直就是为我量身打造的