The Laughing Policeman - Various Artists

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[al:Old  Time  British  Humor]
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[00:00.00]The Laughing Policeman - Various Artists (欧美群星)
[00:08.11]I know a fat old policeman
[00:09.86]He's always on our street 
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[00:11.72]A fat and jolly red-faced man
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[00:13.63]He really is a treat 
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[00:15.46]He's too kind for a policeman
[00:17.24]He's never known to frown 
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[00:19.33]And everybody says
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[00:20.72]He is the happiest man in town  
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[00:23.16]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho  Ha ha ha ha ha ha 
[00:27.07]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho   Ha  ha ha ha ha ha 
[00:30.97]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho   Ha  ha ha ha ha ha 
[00:34.66]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho   Ha  ha ha ha ha ha 
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[00:46.55]He laughs upon point duty
[00:48.19]He laughs upon his beat 
[00:49.32]
[00:50.09]He laughs at everybody
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[00:51.74]When he's walking in the street 
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[00:54.03]He never can stop laughing
[00:55.15]
[00:55.76]He says he's never tried 
[00:57.02]
[00:57.96]But once he did arrest a man
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[01:00.41]And laughed until he cried 
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[01:02.24]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho  Ha ha ha ha ha ha 
[01:06.00]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho  Ha ha ha ha ha ha 
[01:09.52]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho  Ha ha ha ha ha ha 
[01:13.53]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho  Ha ha ha ha ha ha 
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[01:25.38]His jolly face is wrinkled
[01:26.43]And then he shut his eyes 
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[01:29.06]He opened his great big mouth
[01:30.92]It was a wonderous size 
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[01:32.94]He said "I must arrest you "
[01:34.86]He didn't know what for 
[01:36.96]And then he started laughing
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[01:38.75]Until he cracked his fat old jaw 
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[01:41.10]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho  Ha ha ha ha ha ha 
[01:44.94]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho  Ha ha ha ha ha ha 
[01:48.92]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho  Ha ha ha ha ha ha 
[01:52.66]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho  Ha ha ha ha ha ha 
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[02:04.92]So if you chance to meet him
[02:06.68]While walking 'round the town 
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[02:08.60]Shake him by his fat old hand
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[02:10.78]And give him half a crown 
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[02:12.65]His eyes will beam and sparkle
[02:14.27]He'll gurgle with delight 
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[02:16.33]And then you'll start him laughing
[02:17.97]With all his blessed might 
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[02:20.68]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho  Ha ha ha ha ha ha 
[02:24.61]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho  Ha ha ha ha ha ha 
[02:28.64]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho  Ha ha ha ha ha ha 
[02:32.68]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho  Ha ha ha ha ha ha