Crazy Ways People Die - Wehrmacht

Walking through the woods a bear it munches you
Put your head in a vice go drilling for the goo
Fall one hundred thousand fest go splat in the middle of town
From behind a blade slides in and opens up your veins
Under your car the pump gives way and squashes all your brains
A great white shark rips you limb from limb a jigsaw cuts the flesh it tears around the rim
An execution hear the cry shock
It pops your eyes
A rope wrapped firmly a round your neck it ends all your lives
Now they stuff
Pour some gas on your head then light a match
Stuff your friend in the oven then lock the latch
Creme your face on the ground falling off your bike
Fall from a cliff
Bub while taking a nature hike