Natalie’s Rap - The Lonely Island

We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman
Hello so Natalie what's the day
In life of Natalie Portman like
Do you really wanna know Please tell us
I don't sleep motherf**ker off that yak and Durban
Doin' one twenty gettin' head while I'm swervin'
Damn Natalie you a crazy chick
Yo shut the f**k up and suck my dick
I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherf**ker
Roll up on NBC and smack the sh*t outta Jeff Zucker
What you want Natalie To drink and fight
What you need Natalie To f**k all night
Don't test when I'm crazy on that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat till you sh*t in my shoe
Leave you screaming pay for my dry cleaning
F**k your man it's my name that he's screamin'
I'm sorry Natalie but are we to believe you
Condone driving while intoxicated
I never said I was a role model
What about the kids that look up to you
Do you have a message for them
All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick
It's Portman motherf**ker drink till I'm sick
Slit your throat and poor nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry while I laugh you die
And all the dudes you know I'm talkin' to you
We love you Natalie I wanna f**k you too
P is for Portman P is for p**sy
I'll kill your f**kin' dog for fun so don't push me
Well Natalie I'm surprised
All this from a Harvard graduate
Well there's a lot you may not know about me
Really Such as
When I was in Harvard I smoked w**d every day
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
I gotta a def posse and you gotta bunch of dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a sh*t
Natalie you are a bad a** b**ch hell yeah
And I always pay for your dry cleanin'
When my sh*t gets in your shoe what
And as for the drug use well I can vouch for that
My dick is scared of you girl
Okie-dokie one final question
If you can steal a smooch from
Any guy in Hollywood who would it
No more questions
What