I Said My Pajamas (And Put On My Prayers) - Ethel Merman

My ba by kissed me good night and I am glad to relate
That by the time I got home I was feeling great
I climbed up the door and o pened the stairs
I said my pajamas and put on my pray'rs
I turned off the bed and crawled into the light
And all because you kissed me
Kiss
Goodnight
Next morning I woke and scrambled my shoes
I shined up an egg then I toasted the news
I buttered my tie and took another bite
And all because you kissed me
Kiss
Goodnight
By evening I felt normal so we went out again
You said Goodnight and kissed me
I hurried home and then
I climbed up the door and opened the stairs
I said my pajamas and put on my prayr's
I turned off the bed and crawled into the light
And all because you kissed me
Kiss
Goodnight
I powdered my hair and pinned up my nose
I hung up the bath and I turned on my clothes
I put out the clock and wound the cat up tight
And all because you kissed me
Kiss
Goodnight
I ran up the shade and pulled down the stair
I curled up the rug and I vacuumed my hair
I just couldn't tell my left foot from my right
And all because you kissed me
Kiss
Goodnight
By evening I felt normal so we went out again
You said Goodnight and kissed me
I hurried home and then
I lifted the preach'r and called up the phone
I spoke to the dog and I threw your Ma a bone
'Twas mid night and yet the sun was shining bright
And all because you kissed me
Kiss
Goodnight