The Waitress Song - Seth Sentry

[00:05.45]Hi, how're you doing?
[00:09.33]Just a, ah... big breakfast and a large black coffee, thanks
[00:13.92]Cheers
[00:16.00]I love you
[00:17.54]And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[00:20.57]The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
[00:23.99]And the toast is always soggy
[00:27.07]But I hardly notice
[00:29.10]And the food takes such a long time to get made
[00:31.85]Even when I'm the only person in the café
[00:35.54]And my table's always wobbly
[00:38.76]But I hardly notice
[00:39.89]Yeah
[00:40.33]You're probably thinkin' why would I even bother
[00:42.91]Eatin' there on a daily basis, there's heaps of other places on offer
[00:46.85]Why not change to another place if the bacon is rubber
[00:49.65]And the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter?
[00:52.41]It's the waitress, I love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter
[00:55.17]Makes my heart race and it flutters, I know it's crazy to love a
[00:58.08]Lady that's basically just a stranger with an apron down her
[01:01.91]Brother, I don't need to ask her name and number
[01:03.75]'Cause this relationship is built on breakfast
[01:09.54]I'm waiting on her just to wait on me
[01:15.19]And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[01:18.47]The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
[01:22.24]And the toast is always soggy
[01:25.02]But I hardly notice
[01:27.16]And the food takes such a long time to get made
[01:29.69]Even when I'm the only person in the café
[01:33.82]And my table's always wobbly
[01:36.59]But I hardly notice
[01:38.49]She says \"Hi\" to me, \"Bye\" to me, \"That'll be five-ninety-five\" to me
[01:41.97]I don't really mind, that's all right with me
[01:44.72]I just smile and eat, sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week
[01:47.83]She knows during my quiet times I like to be alone
[01:50.72]And write a poem with my headphones
[01:52.85]Newspaper, bacon fried up, poached egg, slice of toast
[01:55.87]A long black, but the beans are always burnt
[01:58.62]And if the cup is dirty, she just cleans it with her shirt
[02:01.81]I wonder if she's my ideal girl
[02:04.88]And what would happen if we dated in the real world
[02:07.70]Nah, I don't think it would work
[02:09.63]I wouldn't wanna risk what we have and have to tip 'cause of that
[02:13.00]Besides, this relationship is built on breakfast
[02:18.66]I'm waiting on her just to wait on me
[02:24.64]And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[02:27.90]The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
[02:31.47]And the toast is always soggy
[02:34.38]But I hardly notice
[02:36.41]And the food takes such a long time to get made
[02:39.13]Even when I'm the only person in the café
[02:43.28]And my table's always wobbly
[02:46.11]But I hardly notice
[02:47.73]And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
[02:50.66]And it's okay the newspapers are weeks old
[02:53.48]But I don't mind, no, it's fine 'cause she's all
[02:56.53]That I'm there for
[02:59.56]And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
[03:02.24]And it's okay the newspapers are weeks old
[03:05.16]But I don't mind, no, it's fine 'cause she's all
[03:08.07]That I'm there for
[03:11.48]And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[03:13.97]The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
[03:17.42]And the toast is always soggy
[03:20.52]But I hardly notice
[03:22.55]And the food takes such a long time to get made
[03:25.31]Even when I'm the only person in the café
[03:29.24]And my table's always wobbly
[03:32.24]But I hardly notice