Ironic - E.M.D.

Ironic - E.M.D.
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An old man turned ninety-eight
老人刚过九十八岁寿辰
He won the lottery and died the next day
中了彩票却在次日离世
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
犹如霞多丽中的黑蝇
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
像迟来两分钟的死刑赦免
Isn't it ironic
这难道不讽刺吗
Don't you think
你不觉得吗
It's like rain on your weddin' day
就像婚礼当天的倾盆大雨
It's a free ride when you've already paid
像付完车费才来的免费班车
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
那些金玉良言 你偏偏充耳不闻
And who would've thought it figures
谁又能料到 命运如此弄人
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
谨慎先生最怕乘飞机远行
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
收拾好行囊 与孩子们吻别启程
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
苦等一生 终踏上这趟航程
And as the plane crashed down he thought
当飞机坠落时 他竟莞尔沉吟
Well isn't this nice
这结局多么温馨
And isn't it ironic
难道不讽刺至极
Don't you think
你不觉得吗
It's like rain on your weddin' day
就像婚礼当天的倾盆大雨
It's a free ride when you've already paid
像付完车费才来的免费班车
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
那些金玉良言 你偏偏充耳不闻
And who would've thought it figures
谁又能料到 命运如此弄人
Well life has a funny way
生活总爱开玩笑
Sneakin' up on you
悄悄逼近你
When you think everything's okay
当你以为一切都很顺利
Everything's goin' right
万事皆顺遂
Life has a funny way
生活总爱开玩笑
Helpin' you out
在你最需要时
When you think everyhing's gone wrong
当你以为一切完蛋
And everything blows up
所有事情都爆发
In your face
砸在你脸上
A traffic jam when you're already late
迟到时偏遇大堵车
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break
抽烟休息处挂着禁烟牌
It's like ten thousand spoons
就像手握万把汤匙
When all you need is a knife
却独缺一把刀
It's meetin' the man of my dreams
终于遇见梦中情人
And then meetin' his beautiful wife
转眼却见他娇妻在旁
And isn't it ironic
难道不讽刺至极
Don't you think
你不觉得吗
A little too ironic
实在太过讽刺
And yeah I really do think
没错我真心这么想
It's like rain on your weddin' day
就像婚礼当天的倾盆大雨
It's a free ride when you've already paid
像付完车费才来的免费班车
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
那些金玉良言 你偏偏充耳不闻
And who would've thought it figures
谁又能料到 命运如此弄人