The Central Scrutinizer - Frank Zappa

The Central Scrutinizer - Frank Zappa
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This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER
这里是中央审查员
It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws
我的职责是执行所有尚未颁布的法律
That haven't been passed yet
那些还未通过的法案
It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of
同时我也负责警示在座每一位
You to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be
你们日常行为可能引发的严重后果
Performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty or affect your parents'
某些看似平常的举动最终可能导致死刑或影响双亲
Credit rating
信用评级
Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things
我们的监狱里关满了像你们这样作奸犯科的小人
And many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC
许多人被一种名为音乐的可怕力量驱使犯罪
Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being
研究表明 这种恐怖力量对社会危害极大 相关法律
Drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever
正在紧急制定 以期永久禁绝
Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution
为避免违宪 我们在细则中精心设计了
(which itself is being modified in order to accommodate THE FUTURE)
（为适应未来 宪法本身也在同步修订）
I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose
现在为您特别演示 若选择
A career in MUSIC
音乐生涯将面临的后果
The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only
白色区域仅限装卸用途
If you have to load or unload
若需装卸货物
Go to the WHITE ZONE you 'll love it it 's a way of life
请前往白区 你会爱上那里 那是一种生活方式