Monsters Under The Bed - Eugene McGuinness

There are so many hours in the day
I know I've got work to do but hey
My will to move, or even use my brain
Is weathered by the eternal english rain
And when the talk show ends, I scream
Right at the screen for more pregnant teens
I can't fall asleep it's almost 3 so I water the flowers out on the street
And I spent 5 hours on the net last night
Avoiding the monsters under my bed with ******* eyes
　　
How fan-*******-tabulous it is to be so scared of the dark like this
I know I've got work to do, it's a *******
I'm staggering round, I can't find the switch
And I spent 5 hours on the net last night
Avoiding the monsters under the bed with ******* eyes
Now I dare not stick my feet out the end, in case they bite and sing a monster song
　　
La-da-dup-ba-da-bow-ah
编辑于2024/01/16更新