Mr. Mistoffelees(Original London Cast Recording / 1981) - Paul Nicholas

Mr. Mistoffelees - Andrew Lloyd Webber (安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯)

You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees
你应该问问Mistoffelees先生
The original Conjuring Cat
他是资历最老的魔术猫
The greatest magicians have something to learn
最伟大的魔术师想学点东西
From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn
学Mistoffelees先生的魔术把戏
Presto
说时迟那时快
And you'll all say:
大家都说
Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
He is quiet and small
他文静瘦小
He is black
是只黑猫
From the ears to the tip of his tail
从头到脚都是黑的
He can creep through the tiniest crack
他能穿过最小的裂缝
He can walk on the narrowest rail
也能在最窄的路轨上走猫步
He can pick any card from a pack
他能从包里摸出各种牌
He is equally cunning with dice
他像转动的骰子般机灵
He is always decieving you into believing
他总能骗取你的信任
That he's only hunting for mice
让你相信他只捉老鼠
He can play any trick with a cork
他能用木塞变各种戏法
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
用勺子和鱼酱也能变
If you look for a knife or a fork
如果你在找餐刀或叉子
And you think it was merely misplaced
你一定会认为是被人挪走了
You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
这会还在你眼前，下一秒就不见了
But you find it next week lying out on the lawn
下周你会发现东西就在草坪上
And we all say:
我们都说
Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
His manner is vague and aloof
他冷漠，行为捉摸不定
You would think there was nobody shyer
你认为世上没有胆小鬼
But his voice has been heard on the roof
他的声音从屋顶传来
When he was curled up by the fire
当烈火将他托起时
And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
他有时能召唤烈火
When he was about on the roof
当他在屋顶时
(At least we all heard that somebody purred)
至少我们都听到有人在低语
Which is uncontestable proof
这是无可争议的证据
Of his singular magical powers
证明他非凡的魔力
And I've known the family to call
我知道家族去拜访他
Him in from the garden for hours
在花园待了好几小时
When he was asleep in the hall
当他在大厅里睡着时
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
不久前，这只非凡的猫
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
从帽子里变出了七间厨房
And we all say:
我们都说
Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫
Ladies and gentlemen
先生们，女士们
I give you the marvelous
我为大家请了非凡的
Magical Mr Mistoffelees
魔术师Mistoffelees先生
Presto
转眼间