Dodge Veg-O-Matic - The Modern Lovers

I'm gonna tell you 'bout the car that I just bought
It's that Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot
Well I'm gonna tell you 'bout the car that I now own
Well it doesn't go nowhere it just stays all alone
You know I like it
You know I like it a whole lot
Well that's my Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot
My Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot
You know I like it
You know I like to watch it rot
(I don't know why)
I'm gonna tell you 'bout a car you'd best not buy
The brakes'll fall off and you will sigh
I'm gonna tell you 'bout a car that you won't like
I'm waiting right now
You had best stay home sir better take your bike
I like it
I like it a lot
Because it's my Dodge Veg-O-Matic it's there in the parking lot
My Dodge Veg-O-Matic it's there in the parking lot
You know I like it though
Yes I like it a lot
Tell 'em
Well I'll meet you at seven in the parking lot
We can all just stand by my car you know and watch it rot
Well I'll see you now at seven sir don't be late
We'll stand there and watch my car vegetate
You know I like it
You know I like it a lot
Let's do another verse
Well go ahead and buy it don't listen to me
Go ahead and do it
You'll have it home five minutes
And you'll know you blew it
See the brakes are made of glass
And tires are made of vinyl
You'll want to take it back find out
That all sales are final
You know I like it though
I like this car a lot
My Dodge Veg-O-Matic
It's there in the parking lot
It's my Dodge Veg-O-Matic
There in the parking lot
I like it a lot
Well you know I like it
I like it a lot
Dodge Veg-O-Matic - The Modern Lovers