If... - D-Sisive

If... - D-Sisive
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If Kanye strutted on stage suited like Chaplin
若侃爷踩着卓别林步伐登台
In a plague mask you'd applaud artsome
戴着瘟疫面具 你们也会欢呼艺术天才
The Louis Vuitton Don so beyond his grandfather clock
路易威登教父早已超越古董钟摆
So avant garde huh
何等前卫 对吧
If Ivory Grand dropped a jam
若象牙大亨随手写首歌
About the clothes in his laundry hamper
唱他脏衣篓里的旧衣裳
And shot a video in a laundromat he'd
在自助洗衣店拍支MV
Have teen girls tossing they dirty Spandex at him
少女们就会朝他扔脏兮兮的氨纶裤袜
If Snoop Dogg spit West Coast verbatim
若史努比狗狗随口哼唱西海岸老调
Every Top 40 radio station would play it
所有热门电台都会循环播放
And every socialite on California sands would start
加州沙滩的名媛们立刻开始
Dancing to the Schwartzman sample
跟着施瓦茨曼的采样扭动腰肢
If Jay Z sampled a Daniel Johnston tune
若Jay Z翻唱丹尼尔的民谣小调
You'd download Daniel's catalogue of music don't
你们就会下载他全部专辑别否认
Try to deny it it's probably true
这恐怕就是事实
Cause whatever Jigga say you gon' follow dude
毕竟嘻哈大佬说什么你们都盲从
If Akon sang on Brian Wilson
若Akon与Brian Wilson同台献唱
I would've got the whole world to listen
我定能让全世界侧耳倾听
Co sign will change your whole life so absurd
联名背书竟能颠覆人生 何其荒谬
I would have won the f**king Juno I deserved
我本该赢得那该死的朱诺奖杯
Oops
哎呀
If Asher Roth slapped his palms
若Asher Roth拍膝击节
Against the caps of his knees and rapped for free
即兴说唱分文不取
Wait on second thought it would change nothing
转念一想 这不过是徒劳无功
The same sh*t different country
同样的把戏 换个国家上演
F**k it
去他的
If Gucci Mane wore a toque and glasses
若古驰·马内戴上毛帽和眼镜
And paid more attention to his music than fashion
把心思多放在音乐而非时尚
Kids would dress for winter
孩子们就会换上冬装
And rock rims with prescription lenses in them
戴着镶处方镜片的轮毂眼镜招摇
If Eminem dropped Mathers and went Jonestown
若埃米纳姆放弃马瑟斯改走琼斯镇路线
The concept would blow and send fans
这概念会引爆并席卷乐迷
Racing to newspaper stands
冲向报刊亭争抢
To see his Rolling Stone cover with the Kool Aid Man
只为看他登上滚石封面 与酷爱饮料广告同框
If Rick Ross released Ken Park
若Rick Ross拍《肯公园》
Puffy would put up the ducats and pay Harmony Korine
吹牛老爹定会砸钱 请哈莫尼·科林
To direct a video with hobos on heroin
执导流浪汉**的MV
Midgets on a merry go round bet you would air it then
旋转木马上侏儒狂欢 你们照样买单
If 50 Cent wrote Boom Baba Boom
若50美分写《轰吧轰》
The second verse would be on every blog dispute
第二段verse必成全网论战
An emcee sh*t talking Big and Pac No way
说唱歌手诋毁Big和Pac 绝无可能
Yet every rapper thinks they clever when they sh*t on Cobain
但每个饶舌歌手都自以为聪明 当他们贬低科本
If Little Wayne Let the Children Die
如果小韦恩放任孩子们死去
Over a million children alive would line up at midnight
数百万活着的孩子会在午夜排队
With signs at Best Buy
举着牌子等在百思买
To buy the record Pitchfork rated a 9
只为买下Pitchfork打9分的唱片
Right
没错
If Jay Electronica Jay Elec Hanukkah wrote Nobody With a Notepad
如果Jay Electronica 犹太教光明节期间创作《Nobody With a Notepad》
You'd go mental over every reference
你会为每个名人梗疯狂追捧
From Bon Jovi to R Crumb
从邦乔维到R·克拉姆
From Usain Bolt to John Lennon
从博尔特到列侬
If T I quoted Hunter S Thompson's suicide note
若说唱歌手引用亨特遗书
Both you and I know
你我都心知肚明
Spin would praise the brilliance of Cliff Harris
媒体会吹捧克里夫的天才
But nobody gives a sh*t when Derek from Canada
却无人理会加拿大德里克的才华
Does all of the above at a quality above
以上种种 皆以超群品质呈现
Not all of the above
却也并非尽善尽美
But all of the above but four give or take
大抵十之八九 容有些许偏差
Depending on production
全凭制作水准而定
While y'all tend to rate
而你们评判标准
Depending on the country an emcee resides in
竟取决于说唱歌手栖身之国
And if I resided in the States I'd be signed and paid
若我扎根美国 早该签约赚得盆满钵满
We all can't be co signed by Jay Wayne or Dre
毕竟不是谁都能得Jay、Wayne或Dre提携
To Wayne Brady choke suffocate the game
若韦恩·布雷迪扼杀了这场游戏
I wish I could change something to be just like them
多希望我能改变些什么 只为与他们相似
To make the whole world love me just like them
让全世界都爱我 就像爱他们一样
But if I change I'll be just like them
但若改变 我便与他们无异
And I would no longer be
我将不再是我自己