Dead Man’s Shoes - Professor Green

Dead Man's Shoes - Professor Green/James Craise
Ahhhh mate
Humming
I want me a Vegas girl
I don't like the song
But I'd love me a Vegas girl
How do I have the audacity to say this
How many a bit of sadist girl
I say this I say that Whatever I say I never take back
I've got no respect ask Dream Mclean and his enormous head
I ain't got the heart to care
Ask him how long he spends in the barber's chair
I wouldn't wanna be your barber
Picture me on sheep on barber bahhh
I'm green like a frog and I ribbit
No I've not lost it I'm just being silly
I really need an'ump and I'm going on millie
I Don't mean I'm going on millie
How much lower can he go
My mind can only be described as unhealthy
No I wasn't made in Chelsea
I wear them dead man shoes
I wear them dead man shoes
I wear them dead man shoes
I wear them dead man shoes
You're gonna be the death of me
I've had an idea
Who knows how we can raise the national IQ I do
Take every member of every reality TV show
Throw a little trip on a ship and then sink the boat
Thank God Millie quit the show
I'm unbiased it's simple
Millie would've been in the shitt ship too
A prick to anybody and everybody there ain't a woman alive
I wouldn't have gave it to
But you came into my life
And now everything's so sweet
I've found my perfect match in a woman who give more hugs than me
Millie
Me and my bird are barmy
Two peas in a pod edamame
Couldn't care less what the world thinks of me
I wear them dead man shoes
I wear them dead man shoes
I wear them dead man shoes
I wear them dead man shoes
In a couple of years I'll be speaking posh
He ain't hood anymore he's a toff
Picture me here speaking in a posh accent
Come hither now clean my cock
What
'What did you say young man
Is this the way you people behave young man
That's when she hit me with the walking stick
'That ought to teach you for talking sh*t'
I don't even know who she was
This is what the w**d does
Millie I'm gonna be with you forever
Or until the day we get divorced and I
I get taken to the cleaners
Probably for getting caught fondling the clean-errrr
It's never gonna happen she's 68
She has had 4 children
It would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
I wear them dead man shoes
I wear them dead man shoes
I wear them dead man shoes
I wear them dead man shoes
I wear them I wear them
Them dead man's shoes I wear them
I wear them I wear them
Them dead man's shoes I wear them
Dead man's shoes I wear them
Dead man's shoes I wear them
I wear them I wear them
Them dead man's shoes I wear them