Facts Of Life - Lazyboy

Facts Of Life - Lazyboy
Written by：Søren Nystrøm Rasted/Søren Nystrøm Rasted
These are the facts
These are the facts
Of ladyboy
So help me god
This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is
The bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are this is what we do oh oh
Did you know that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on TV
Did you know 61 percent of all hits on the internet are on sex sites
Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
**** is the most widely abused ** in the world
The average person laughs 13 times a day Elvis was originally blond
The average age of first intercourse is 15 point 3 years old
The average erect penis is 5 point 2 inches long
And 4 point 2 inches circumcised
Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing
41 percent of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
20 percent of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience
Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti wrinkle cream
This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is
The bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are this is what we do
This is who we are are are
22 percent of the time a pizza will arrive faster
Than an ambulance in great Britain
96 percent of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
3 people die every year testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue
The Guinness book of records holds the record
For being the most stolen book in public libraries
Butterflies taste with their feet 5 percent of the population is gay
The worlds best known word is okay
The second most well known word is coca cola
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue
Charles Chaplin once won 3 rd prize
In a Charles Chaplin look a like contest
In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank
Because a Prussian cargo plane dropped
A living cow from 30000 feet
Only one book has been printed in more copies
Than the bible the Ikea catalog
This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is
The bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are the facts of the life we live
This is who we are this is what we do this is who we are
1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life
In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth
Today we are 6 billion people
6 billion people 6 billion
Time is ticking ticking yeah
Donald duck was banned in Finland
Because he doesn't wear pants
74 percent of all nudist females are nudists
Because their husbands are nudists
More people die from a champagne cork popping
Than from poison spiders 21 percent of all traffic accidents
Happen because the driver falls asleep did you know
That originally a danish guy invented the burglar alarm
Unfortunately it got stolen
This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
This is who we are this is what we do
This is what it is yeah yeah yeah
This is who we are bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are this is what we do
This is who we are this is what we do
So help me god