Crazy Little Thing Called Love - Dwight Yoakam

[ti:Perfect Gentleman]
[ar:Wyclef Jean]
[by:]
[00:01.49](This one's goin' out to the strip joints
[00:05.19]Yo, meet me at
[00:06.13]Suzy's Rendez-vous
[00:07.73]For every Go-Go Bar
[00:09.22]I'ma send this one
[00:10.00]Out to the gentlemen's clubs
[00:11.23]Magic City,
[00:11.97]New York Dogs,
[00:13.17]Rolex
[00:13.61]I be seeing y'all up
[00:14.42]In there late at night
[00:15.21]I understand when
[00:16.14]Your girl is stressing you out
[00:18.17](Crazy girls)
[00:19.08]Know what I'm saying?
[00:20.01]Don't let the ladies fool
[00:20.80]Y'all now, fellas
[00:21.46]They be doin' the same
[00:22.33]Thing y'all be doin'
[00:23.24]Turn up my symphony, man
[00:25.08]Turn up my symphony
[00:26.72]Drop a beat)
[00:42.28]Just 'cause she dances go-go
[00:43.87]It don't make her a h*e, no
[00:45.61]Maxine, put your dance shoes on
[00:47.46]We going to the disco
[00:49.20]We gonna elope to Mexico
[00:52.87]Called up my mama, said
[00:54.39]I'm in love with a stripper, yo
[00:56.35]Ten grand, let me see you
[00:57.88]Shake it like you got no
[00:59.39]Bones in your body and you
[01:01.01]Was made to be a celebrity
[01:03.20]Twenty grand, know it's a sin,
[01:04.91]But before me you show me
[01:06.75]A little more skin
[01:08.01]It would fulfil my fantasy
[01:10.22]Thirty grand, to the
[01:11.46]Highest bidder but Chris Rock
[01:13.37]Said, \"There's no sex in the
[01:15.28]Champagne room\"
[01:17.53]Forty grand, looked into
[01:18.85]Her eyes, I saw tears
[01:20.36]Falling down, type of
[01:21.77]Tears that money
[01:22.97]Couldn't buy
[01:24.51]Just 'cause she dances go-go
[01:26.26]It don't make her a h*e, no
[01:28.04]Maxine, put your dance shoes on
[01:29.89]We going to the disco
[01:31.72]We gonna elope to Mexico
[01:35.21]Called up my mama, said
[01:36.61]I'm in love with a stripper, yo
[01:38.71]Just 'cause she dances go-go
[01:40.51]It don't make her a h*e, no
[01:42.20]Maxine, put your dance shoes on
[01:43.98]We going to the disco
[01:45.76]We gonna elope to Mexico
[01:49.58]Excuse me,
[01:50.40]What is your name?
[01:51.77]Uh, my name is Hope, yo
[01:52.84]I was blessed with the
[01:53.59]Body of the Goddesses
[01:54.25]Have you any idea
[01:55.05]How hard this is?
[01:56.04]I could flex in 25 positions
[01:57.78]But I only work here
[01:58.76]To pay my tuition
[01:59.70]Yo, tantalizing teaser
[02:01.40]Table-top pleaser
[02:03.14]Give me what I need a
[02:05.16]Mastercard a Visa
[02:06.62]Lap dance fantasy
[02:08.31]Picture us on and
[02:09.49]On white canopy
[02:10.15]Wyclef extended
[02:11.17]His hand to me
[02:12.00]Like Billy D said
[02:12.72]He's feelin me
[02:13.64]Take me away
[02:14.55]From here, so far
[02:15.55]Where they ride
[02:16.37]Horses, no cars
[02:17.21]No more stripping in bars
[02:18.43]Me and you 'Clef,
[02:19.68]Against the odds
[02:21.02]Just 'cause she dances go-go
[02:22.72]It don't make her a h*e, no
[02:24.47]Maxine, put your dance shoes on
[02:26.32]We going to the disco
[02:28.19]We gonna elope to Mexico
[02:31.74]Called up my mama, said
[02:33.06]I'm in love with a stripper, yo
[02:35.29]Just 'cause she dances go-go
[02:36.87]It don't make her a h*e, no
[02:38.65]Maxine, put your dance shoes on
[02:40.49]We going to the disco
[02:42.36]We gonna elope to Mexico
[02:45.67]Called up my mama, said
[02:47.10]I'm in love with a stripper, yo
[02:49.59](Yo a lot of y'all sitting
[02:50.84]With y'all girls fronting like
[02:52.04]The Budweiser commercial
[02:53.29]Talking bout, 'I, I don't be
[02:55.56]Going to the strip joints'
[02:56.61]You lying man
[02:57.79]You'd be surprised who
[02:58.82]You see up in there man
[02:59.82]I got one question
[03:01.45]For you liars, man)
[03:02.80]Shot callers,
[03:06.04]Wasn't you a preacher?
[03:09.16]You calling her a hooker?
[03:12.21]He without sin cast
[03:15.08]The first stone
[03:16.37]I met her on the subway,
[03:19.51]She gave me that VIP card
[03:23.41]And told me if
[03:24.18]I ever have problems,
[03:27.20]Don't hesitate to come by,
[03:30.56]Yeah, yeah, yeah
[03:31.87]Just 'cause she dances go-go
[03:33.35]It don't make her a h*e, no
[03:35.25]Maxine, put your dance shoes on
[03:37.06]We going to the disco
[03:38.86]We gonna elope to Mexico
[03:42.23]Called up my mama, said
[03:43.57]I'm in love with a stripper, yo
[03:45.79]Just 'cause she dances go-go
[03:47.47]It don't make her a h*e, no
[03:49.30]Maxine, put your dance shoes on
[03:50.94]We going to the disco
[03:53.27]Called up my mama, said
[03:56.59]Call up my mama said
[03:57.83]I'm in love with a stripper yo
[03:57.99]I'm in love with a stripper, yo
[04:00.34](Yo baby, can I get
[04:01.50]Another lap dance?
[04:02.53]I tell you I got nothing but
[04:03.69]Funny money, man
[04:07.04]New York Dogs