We Only Read The Headlines - Lazyboy

We Only Read The Headlines - Lazyboy
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Written by：Soren Nystrom Rasted

You can cut to the chase
直奔主题就好
And you know it's okay
你知道这无妨
'Coz we only read the headlines
因为我们只看标题
We only read the headlines
我们只看标题
Baby get to the point
宝贝 言简意赅
And quit the full play
别拐弯抹角
We only read the headlines
我们只看标题
We only read the headlines anyways
我们只看新闻标题就满足
54 of bank robberies take place on a Friday
54%的银行劫案发生在周五
Women blink nearly twice as much as men
女性眨眼次数几乎是男性的两倍
Elvis never ever gave an encore
猫王从不在演出后返场
The number of wars fought between countries
两个国家之间若都有麦当劳
That both have at least one McDonalds is zero
就绝不会爆发战争
Every 5 minutes an area of rainforest
每五分钟就有一片雨林消失
The size of a football field
面积相当于足球场
Is eliminated
被淘汰了
Women who read romance novels
阅读言情小说的女性
Have sex twice as often as those who don't
性生活频率是其他人的两倍
Did you know
你知道吗
A can of diet coke will float in water
健怡可乐罐会浮在水面
While a can of regular coke will sink
而普通可乐罐则会下沉
The Muppet show was banned from TV in Saudi Arabia
沙特阿拉伯曾禁播《布偶秀》
Because one of it's stars was a pig
只因其中一个主角是猪
Males on average think about sex
男性平均每7秒钟
Every 7 seconds
就会想到性
More than 50 of the people in the world have never made
全球超半数人从未拨打
Or received a telephone call
或接听过电话
Syphilis has risen 500 in the last six years in London
伦敦梅毒病例六年激增500%
Why is it that everybody seems to get older
为何所有人都在变老
Except for Cliff Richard
除了克里夫·理查德
You can cut to the chase
直奔主题就好
And you know it's okay
你知道这无妨
'Coz we only read the headlines
因为我们只看标题
We only read the headlines
我们只看标题
Baby get to the point
宝贝 言简意赅
And quit the full play
别拐弯抹角
We only read the headlines
我们只看标题
We only read the headlines anyways
我们只看新闻标题就满足
1 out of 10 girls under 20 is carrying Chlamydia
每十个二十岁以下女孩就有一个携带衣原体
According to several sources
据多方资料显示
Dr Harvey Kellogg tried to make a cure for masturbation
哈维·凯洛格博士曾试图研制治疗**的良方
When he made cornflakes
当他发明玉米片时
Women are 30 more sextualy active during a full moon
满月期间女性性活跃度会提升30%
Indonesia is the country with the highest scout membership
印尼是世界上童子军成员最多的国家
In every single episode of Seinfeld
《宋飞正传》每一集里
There's a superman in at least one scene somewhere
至少有个场景会出现超人身影
If you weighed all the animals in the world
若将世间生灵都称量
Hens would be 10 percent of the total weight
母鸡竟占总量一成
In Minnesota there's a law
明尼苏达州有条律法
That prevents men having sex with living fish
明令禁止人鱼交欢
Jimmy Carter can read 2000 words per minute
卡特总统能一目十行
Humans and dolphins are the only species
唯有人类与海豚
That has sex for pleasure
为欢愉而缠绵
Danny Devito is taller than Dolly Parton
丹尼身高胜过多莉
You can cut to the chase
直奔主题就好
And you know it's okay
你知道这无妨
We only read the headlines
我们只看标题
We only read the headlines
我们只看标题
In the papers on the news
在报纸新闻里
Heavens heard there's no excuse
上天知道没有借口
In formations everywhere
信息无处不在
All you need to know is right here
你想知道的都在这里
It's possible to attend your own funeral
你甚至能参加自己的葬礼
Because the human brain continues to send out electrical wave signals
因为人死后大脑仍会持续发出电波信号
For up to 37hours following death
最长可达37小时之久
We only read the headlines
我们只看标题
We only read the headlines
我们只看标题
We only read the headlines
我们只看标题
We only read the headlines
我们只看标题
You can cut to the chase
直奔主题就好
And you know it's okay
你知道这无妨
'Coz we only read the headlines
因为我们只看标题
We only read the headlines
我们只看标题
Baby get to the point
宝贝 言简意赅
And quit the full play
别拐弯抹角
We only read the headlines
我们只看标题
We only read the headlines anyways
我们只看新闻标题就满足