Girls Ain’t Nothing But Trouble - DJ Jazzy Jeff

Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble - DJ Jazzy Jeff/The Fresh Prince

Listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble
听着 爷们 不想扫你兴
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
但全世界的女生 除了麻烦就是麻烦
So next time a girl gives you the play
所以下次有的女生约你
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
记住我的劝导 然后避而远之
Just last week when I was walking down the street
上周 我那时在街上散步
I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet
我刚好观察到了我很想见面的可爱女生
I walked up to her I said hello
我走到她面前 说声 哈喽
She said you're kind of cute I said yes I know
她说 你好萌啊 我说 过奖了 我知道
But by the way sweetheart what's your name
对了 美女 你贵姓啊
She said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine
她说 我朋友喜欢叫我舞娘依兰
I said my name is the Prince and she said why
我说 我叫茶煲王子 她问我 为啥取这名字
I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy
我就说 我哪知道 我自己本来就帅嘛
But enough about me yo let's talk about you
但我的谈够了 该说说你了
And all the wonderful things that you and I can do
还有你我可以一起做的美好事物
I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
我花了点钱 还花了点时间
I showed some cash and the girl was mine
我秀钱给她看 之后那女孩归我了
I took her over town I wined her and dined her
我带她出城 给她点了烛光晚餐
She ask me did I like her I said well kinda
她问我 我喜欢她吗 我说 算是吧
All of a sudden she jumped out her seat
一突然 她激动地暴跳
Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
死死拐住我的手 把我拉到街头
She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging
她开始抓我全身 又亲又抱的
So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin
因此我推她一边 说道 你最好别乱来
She got mad looked me dead in my face
她发飙了 死死地看着我
Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
她把手举起来 大喊 非礼啊
I got scared when she started to yell
当她开始大喊时 我怕得要死
So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell
所以我把我自己的钱包给她 之后拼命逃命啊
I was duckin through alleys right and left
我向右巷躲 又向左巷躲
But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
但警察出现时 他们差点用棍子把我打死了
I was arrested charged with agrivated assault
我惨遭被捕 涉嫌严重伤害罪
(yo Clancy we got him)
克兰西 我们逮到他了
But it wasn't my fault
但干嘛是我错
Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
尽管如此 我真不想扫你兴
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
但全世界的女生 除了麻烦就是麻烦
So next time a girl gives you the play
所以下次有的女生约你
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
记住我的劝导 然后避而远之
I was in a bar one Friday night
一周五晚上 我还在酒吧
Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight
悠闲地看拳王 的拳击比赛
I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla
我真是悠闲自在 喝着我的龙舌兰酒
When this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila
当这女的向我走来 说 嗨 我叫瑟琳娜
I responded by saying hello
我也回她招呼
She paid for my drink and then said let's go
她请客付了我的饮料钱 之后说 一起走吧
20 minutes later things were starting to cook
二十分钟后 事情开始有好转
As we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots
当我们停车到她家时 我说 我跟定你了 妹子
The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
音乐放的是抒情歌曲 杯子里倒着美酒
She started winking and making little passes
她开始对我进行眼神交流
At me she pat me close that's when she got bold
她拍我的肩紧紧贴着她 她也太无畏了
She started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold
她开始摸摸我的背 我说 哎呀 你手好凉
We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
我们去她卧室 想起了一件事
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
就是把电话全都断线 防止那烦人的来电
I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek
我慢慢抚摸她全身 亲吻她下巴
And that's when I observed those satin bed sheets
那时候我才发现那些绸缎床单
I felt that it was time for me to make my move
我感觉这是最好时机去缠绵
I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
我想我最后快点 否则冷门就不好了
I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
我慢慢躺下去亲他 之后一大突然
A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you
门大力地扇 声音说道 宝贝 你哪去了
Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
结果是她男友现身 他对我像死神般邪笑
And said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb
还恐吓我 臭小子 我要把你屁股撕得肢解粉碎
I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go
我都吓尿了 我还能往哪跑
I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window
只好大叫 阿弥陀佛 然后跳出窗外
Just my luck we were in a snow storm
真是雪上加霜啊 碰巧出现暴风雪
And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm
唯一能给我取暖的只有我的内裤了
And to top the night off I had to break in my place
到了夜晚 我必须闯进刚刚那地方
Because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case
因为我的家门钥匙就在我裤子里面 裤子却放在的书架后面
I was done sneezing and coughing
我又惨遭打喷嚏 又咳嗽
I hope this doesn't happen to often
我希望不要再时常发生了
But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
尽但管如此 我真不想扫你兴
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
但全世界的女生 除了麻烦就是麻烦
So next time a girl gives you the play
所以下次有的女生约你
Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away
记住我的劝导 然后避而远之
Yo man you think they see your point
兄弟 你觉得他们搞懂你意思吗
I don't know I don't think they really do
不知道哦 我不觉得他们懂
I think you should give 'em another example
我想你应该给他们另一个例子
Awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here
好的 给我点曲 开始乐起来吧
I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year
那年五月 我收到手机来电
It was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear
发现是我女友 我说 喂 亲爱的
I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert
我正打算打电话给你 我刚好买到了演唱会门票
(I'm wit it)
我要去
It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready
现在六点了 八点你能准备好吗
(yeah)
能啊
Aight fine see you then Betty
好的 那拜拜
I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
我梳了头 刷了牙
Got funky fresh dressed in my la cox
穿上我酷炫的 名牌运动服
Got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet
刚好点钟到家 我准备好出发了
Until Betty's mon said Betty's not ready yet
直到她妈说 还没准备好呢
I sat there for at least an hour
我坐在那已经至少一个钟了
It was ten after nine before she got in the shower
在她洗澡之前 已经九点十分了
9:35 she comes downstairs
九点三十五分到了 她下楼
And said I need a little longer to finish my hair
还说 我还要搞久一点才能烫好头发
At ten o'clock we had then missed the show
已经点了 演唱会打水漂了
She comes downstairs and says let's go
她既然下楼说 我们走
Go where go to sleep I'm gone
去哪 还不快去睡觉 我走人了
I was steamin like a demon as I drove home
我开车回家时 脾气像恶魔一样气得没法消
But it just goes to show
但事实已经确凿了
Not trying to bust your bubble
不想扫你的兴
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
但全世界的女生 除了麻烦就是麻烦
So next time a girl gives you the play
所以下次有的女生约你
Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
记住我的劝导 记住我的劝导
Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away
留意听取我的劝导 避而远之吧
Man first your parents just don't understand
天啊 先是你家长弄不懂
Then you having these crazy nightmares
之后又梦到猛鬼街的 恶梦
I know why me man why me
为什么又是我 为什么又是我
What's next
接下来又是什么
Now these girls man you know how it is
现在是女生啊 但你知道的
Can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em
有没有女生 地球照样转