Trudy - Dan Bern

He had just returned from monte carlo He was on his way to japan And everything they did made me want to emulate them Made me want to be just like them And his

I thought you came here to dance But it seems you had other plans What's there to talk about What's there to figure out Sometimes I feel like an experiment Tell

Sitting in the church of the holy mcdonald's I took off my shoes Like the buddhists told me to And I make my sacred offering And I dip my hands in pepsi Sailed

Riding down the highway with cowboy joe I met leonardo dicaprio Leo He's trying to get away from The unwanted advances of eminem 'Ems wearing drawstrings and li

I been speaking Later and later in the day Most days I don't talk 'Til maybe 8o'clock at night it keeps me whole It keeps me holy It keeps me way up In the moun

I have a friend Sits in his office Where he's had his big success Now he cries all day He says the internet Is stealing his royalties Talks of his glory days I

Everybody was ecstatic 'Bout the light show on the farm And everyone got crazy And nobody got harmed And the five televisions Huge upon the stage Had come to pa

Why do you treat me like you do Honeydoo Why do you make me feel blue Honeydoo I looked all over town You're the prettiest girl around So why do you treat me li

I met god On the edge of town Where the wind meets the stillness Where the darkness meets the light Where the ocean meets the sky Where the desert meets the rai

I got 36foot insulation in my house Wear 14pairs of long underwear Stick tape inside my ears Cover myself with five bedspreads I spend every morning in an isola