Big Bang Two - Chameleon Circuit

The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica
Amy might be dead and Rory's a
Roman with a gun inside his hand
Seems like things aren't going as planned
River's in the TARDIS
The TARDIS is on fire
She's feeling the heat
On repeat she'll require
Someone she can trust someone with a bow tie
But he's been locked up and left to die
Oh my God what will they do
Seems impossible to get through
My mind is blown I bet yours is too
Well I guess this is Doctor Who
Rory's quite distressed and he starts to sob
When the Doctor appears with a mop
Get me out of the Pandorica
But you're not in the Pandorica
Yes I am well yes I was
It's complicated but I won't explain it now because
Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz
That man I can't explain what he does the things he does
Oh my God don't have a clue
These paradoxes are hard to construe
My mind is blown I bet yours is too
Well I guess this is Doctor Who
It's the big bang two
And I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes
Time has gone askew the universe has too
I'll try and explain to you the big bang two
The big bang two
The Doctor's got River's vortex manipulator
Which he used to meet Rory two thousand years later
When they find Amy after her sleep in the box
They realize the sun is really the exploding TARDIS
Doctor saves River from the imitator star
This woman once she's back
Can't help but point out the obvious
Oh my God he's wearing a fez
Oh my God he's wearing a fez
Oh my God he's wearing a fez
Oh my God he's wearing a fez
Dalek pops up out of nowhere
Shoots the Doctor kills him quite unfair
He jumps back twelve minutes to the stairs
He's dead and everyone despairs
Little do they know the Doctor lies
He's not stopping the universe's demise
Amy says her last goodbyes
The Doctor flies up into the skies
The universe is back it's true
But the Doctor's said his final adieu
Maybe you'll come back if she remembers you
It's the big bang two
And I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes
Time has been renewed the universe has too
But Amy still can't help but cry
There's someone missing the question's who
Then she remembers
Something old something new
Something borrowed something blue
And that's the big bang two
I hope it didn't confuse you