your problem my emergency - MXPX

[ti:Without Me]
[ar:Eminem]
[al:The Eminem Show]
[by:]
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[00:03.18]
[00:05.75]Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
[00:07.82]round the outside, round the outside
[00:10.16]*scratches*
[00:14.31]Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
[00:16.22]round the outside, round the outside
[00:18.52]*scratches*
[00:22.72]Guess who's back
[00:24.06]Back again
[00:27.28]Shady's back
[00:29.32]Tell a friend
[00:31.51]Guess who's back, guess who's back,
[00:33.55]guess who's back, guess who's back
[00:35.58]guess who's back, guess who's back,
[00:37.73]guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums*}
[00:44.02][Verse 1: Eminem]
[00:48.36]I've created a monster,
[00:49.08]cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
[00:51.21]They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?)
[00:52.94]Well if you want Shady,
[00:53.68]this is what I'll give ya
[00:54.86]A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
[00:56.80]Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
[00:58.63]than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
[01:00.90]by the doctor when I'm not co-operating
[01:02.88]When I'm rockin the table
[01:04.00]while he's operatin (hey!!)
[01:05.33]You waited this long, now stop debating
[01:07.33]Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating
[01:09.31]I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
[01:11.62]but your husband's heart problem's complicating
[01:13.73]So the FCC won't let me be
[01:15.60]or let me be me, so let me see
[01:17.83]They try to shut me down on MTV
[01:19.89]But it feels so empty, without me
[01:22.26]So, come on and dip, rum on your lips
[01:24.17]Fuck that, cum on your lips,
[01:25.46]and some on your tits
[01:26.44]And get ready,
[01:27.12]cause this shit's about to get heavy
[01:28.54]I just settled all my lawsuits,
[01:29.70]FUCK YOU DEBBIE!
[01:30.92][Chorus: Eminem]
[03:39.14][02:30.54][01:31.32]Now this looks like a job for me
[03:40.50][02:32.55][01:32.63]So everybody, just follow me
[03:42.42][02:34.32][01:34.69]Cause we need a little, controversy
[03:44.55][02:36.38][01:36.85]Cause it feels so empty, without me
[03:46.76][02:38.72][01:39.04]I said this looks like a job for me
[03:48.85][02:40.70][01:41.09]So everybody, just follow me
[03:50.99][02:42.87][01:43.30]Cause we need a little, controversy
[03:53.02][02:44.88][01:45.33]Cause it feels so empty, without me
[01:47.58][Verse 2: Eminem]
[01:48.05]Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious
[01:49.87]Embarrassed their parents
[01:50.97]still listen to Elvis
[01:52.02]They start feelin like prisoners helpless
[01:54.21]'til someone comes along on a mission
[01:55.74]and yells BITCH!!!
[01:56.45]
[01:56.75]A visionary, vision of scary
[01:58.32]Could start a revolution,
[01:59.50]pollutin the airwaves
[02:00.71]A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
[02:02.58]in the fact that I got everyone
[02:03.94]kissin my ass {*smak*}
[02:05.16]And it's a disaster, such a castastrophe
[02:06.66]for you to see so damn much of my ass;
[02:08.55]you asked for me?
[02:09.16]Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
[02:11.57]{*bzzt*} Fix your damn antenna tune it in
[02:13.03]and then I'm gonna
[02:13.75]enter in, in the front of your skin
[02:15.05]like a splinter
[02:15.56]The center of attention, back for the winter
[02:17.41]I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
[02:19.53]Investing in your kid's ears and nesting
[02:21.21]{*bzzt*} Testing, attention please
[02:23.97]Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
[02:25.83]Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
[02:27.95]A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
[02:29.95][Chorus]
[02:47.56][Verse 3: Eminem]
[02:47.84]A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
[02:49.57]anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit
[02:51.79]Chris Kirkpatrick,
[02:52.72]you can get your ass kicked
[02:53.88]worse than them little Limp Bizket bastards
[02:55.83]And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
[02:57.81]You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag,
[02:59.85]blow me
[03:00.45]You don't know me, you're too old, let go
[03:02.24]It's over, nobody listen to techno
[03:04.28]Now let's go, just gimme the signal
[03:06.43]I'll be there
[03:06.95]with a whole list full of new insults
[03:08.58]I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
[03:10.69]ever since Prince turned himself
[03:12.31]into a symbol {*knife slices*}
[03:12.95]But sometimes the shit just seems
[03:14.85]everybody only wants to discuss me
[03:16.80]So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
[03:19.15]But it's just me, I'm just obscene
[03:21.29]No I'm not the first king of controversy
[03:23.49]I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
[03:25.47]to do black music so selfishly
[03:27.68]and used it to get myself wealthy
[03:29.79](Hey!!) There's a concept that works
[03:31.68]Twenty million other white rappers emerge
[03:33.94]But no matter how many fish in the sea
[03:36.10]It'll be so empty, without me
[03:38.07][Chorus]
[03:55.13]{*Eminem sings this twice:
[04:03.31][03:55.49]\"Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
[04:07.57][03:58.91]La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la\"*}
[04:16.95][04:15.07][04:10.69]
[04:12.03][Eminem] Kids!