Krongu Green Slime - Jeffrey Lewis

[00:16.40]Before the land before time there was a time before land
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[00:24.07]When the world was just slime and Krongu was the brand
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[00:31.47]Yes Krongu green sludge was the most popular item
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[00:39.05]There might have been better sludges but no one ever tried 'em
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[00:46.34]Bought and sold by the platter green slime by Krongu
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[00:53.76]It was the most popular matter it was the most popular hue
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[01:01.27]It was from sea to sea it was from dawn to dark
[01:07.15]It had thoroughly cornered all of the market
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[01:17.03]All other colors were in absentia back in BC ten zillion
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[01:23.87]There was no puce or magenta or chartreuse or cerulean
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[01:31.22]No red yellow or blue well to put it properly
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[01:37.97]There was green slime by Krongu it was a total monopoly
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[01:46.37]If you'd bought stock in there oh for a while it would have sky rocketed
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[01:53.64]It would have been mucho deniro that you would have stood to have pocketed
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[02:01.26]But if you missed out on that ship then you have my sympathies kid
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[02:08.41]Cos Krongu's value dipped as those slimy seas did
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[02:15.81]And land started to pop up in dribs and drabs at a time
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[02:23.16]And creatures started to hop up from the oceans of slime
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[02:30.58]Krongu's grip started slipping with this slew of innovations
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[02:38.04]There was now competition from some new corporations
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[02:45.61]There were so many style and it all seemed so nice
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[02:53.00]These miles of aisles of life's merchandise
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[03:00.29]Some tiny some giant some could chirp some could buzz
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[03:07.85]Rebellious or compliant with scales feathers or fuzz
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[03:14.88]Some were stupid as turnips some were lowly as corals
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[03:22.27]Some had high minded concepts dreams and ideas and morals
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[03:29.87]Some were fanged some were toothless some were sweet some were salty
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[03:37.77]They were popular but useless they were pretty but faulty
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[03:44.97]Yes I guess I got fleeced I got baited and hooked
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[03:52.38]By each dream and each beast that didn't work as good as it looked
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[03:59.61]'Cos each one crapped out and broke built to last forget it
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[04:07.32]Get a refund that's a joke you can't even exchange for store credit
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[04:14.67]Someone do some muck raking an expose a news tip off
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[04:22.15]This whole store is a heartbreaking fraudulent rip off
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[04:29.62]Forget friends family dreams hearts trees birds dogs snakes
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[04:37.19]Forget you forget me it's just cheap stuff that breaks
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[04:44.65]And in the land after time and the time after land
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[04:52.26]They'll just roll out the slime in the most trusted brand
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[04:59.00]When push comes to shove it'll be Krongu no dismissals no disbarments
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[05:05.90]No more tears no more love no more crew of disposable varmints
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[05:14.25]'Cos before the land before time there was a time before land
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[05:21.95]When the world was just slime and Krongu was the brand
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[05:29.41]Yes Krongu green sludge was the popular item
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[05:37.05]There might have been better sludges but no one ever tried 'em