Just as Long as Me - Jonathan Coulton

It's a sad and awful story and the shorter folks won't care
这是一个悲伤可怕的故事矮个子不会在意
I'm a man who's simply way to big to love
我是一个对爱充满渴望的男人
Picture her a tiny thing with tiny ribbons in her hair
想象着她娇小可爱头发上扎着发带
Picture me a monster towering above
想象我是高高在上的怪物
I don't care what color hair is growing on her head
我不在乎她的头发是什么颜色
She doesn't have to be a sight to see
她不需要成为众人瞩目的焦点
It don't matter if she's fat or if she's good in bed

Just as long as she is just as long as me
只要她和我一样长
Took an ad out in the paper with my picture and some prose
在报纸上登了个广告刊登我的照片和一些散文
It said tall and lonely lover seeking same
上面写着高大孤独的爱人也在寻找同样的东西
Combed my hair and got a shave and bought a long stemmed thornless rose
梳了头发刮刮胡子买了一枝长茎无刺的玫瑰
When the picture ran my head was out of frame
当这张照片映入我的脑海我神志不清
I don't care what color hair is growing on her head
我不在乎她的头发是什么颜色
She doesn't have to be a sight to see
她不需要成为众人瞩目的焦点
It don't matter if she's fat or if she's good in bed

Just as long as she is just as long as me
只要她和我一样长
Every night I have a dream I'm on a mountain in the sky
每天晚上我都梦见我在天空中的一座山上
And the air gets ever thinner as I climb
我越往上爬空气越稀薄
Then I see the gates of heaven
我看见天堂之门
Someone there has caught my eye
有人引起了我的注意
She is very tall and finally she is mine
她很高终于属于我了
I don't care what color hair is growing on her head
我不在乎她的头发是什么颜色
She doesn't have to be a sight to see
她不需要成为众人瞩目的焦点
It don't matter if she's fat or if she's good in bed

Just as long as she is just as long as me
只要她和我一样长