The Commercial(2006 Remaster) - King Missile

The Commercial (2006 Remaster) - King Missile
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Lately I've seen red I've tasted blood
近来我眼中猩红 尝过血腥滋味
I've killed with words I've wished and hoped
用言语杀戮 以妄想为食
And swam through river snot
游过鼻涕般黏稠的河川
Twice as wide as the mighty Mississippi
比密西西比河还要宽阔两倍
But I wanna know about the commercial I saw on TV
但我想知道电视里那个广告的真相
And Irish guy walking through a field green
爱尔兰人漫步翠绿原野
Whistling one of those Irish jigs
吹着传统小调口哨
And woman walks shop and says
女人走近店铺说道
Manly yes but I like it too
阳刚十足 但我同样着迷
Then the guy pulls out a huge knife
只见那人抽出巨型刀刃
Cuts off his first two fingers
利落斩断自己两根手指
And somehow catches them
却以残存的左手
In what's left of his left hand
凌空接住坠落断指
And hands them to the woman
转手递给身旁女子
Did I mention they're both dressed in green
可曾提过他们身着绿衣
They they both sing the song together
此刻正齐声合唱这曲
Are ya icky are ya sticky
你是否黏腻又肮脏
Are ya hot as anything
是否燥热难当
Hey cut off two your fingers
嘿 快剁下两根手指
And stab yourself me eye
再戳瞎我的眼
Then he stabs himself the eye
于是他戳瞎自己眼睛
And hands her the knife
将刀递给她
And she stabs herself in ya okay
她也往身上捅去 好吧
Okay so what about that
好吧 这又算什么
Then they join arms do this Irish folk dance
他们挽起手臂跳起爱尔兰民间舞
While taking turns dismembering each other
同时轮流将彼此肢解
This is a commercial for deodorant I think
我想这是除臭剂的广告
Or soap or something
或是肥皂之类的
So now all the body parts are lying in a heap
如今所有残肢堆积如山
But the heads the still singing
但头颅仍在歌唱
Are ya icky are ya sticky
你是否黏腻又肮脏
Are ya hot as anything
是否燥热难当
Hey get away from summer
嘿 快逃离这夏日狂欢
Cut off all your limbs
截断你所有的肢体
Then all the body parts
然后所有身体部件
Start hopping and bopping around like little bunny rats
开始像小兔子般蹦跳雀跃
Then they jump into the mouths the singing heads
它们跳进歌唱头颅的嘴里
But then they just slip right back out
却又从断颈处滑落
Through the severed necks keep bopping about
继续欢快地蹦跶不停
It's very beautiful music that's playing
此刻响起的音乐如此美妙
There's an Irish flute and a mandolin I think
爱尔兰长笛与曼陀林交织悠扬
And the background singers sound
和声伴唱如此美妙
Just like the Clancy brothers
恍若克兰西兄弟在吟唱
It's really a wonderful commercial
这广告实在精彩绝伦
Spectacular must cost a fortune to make
壮观场面想必耗资不菲
The kind commercial you'd see
此类奢华广告
During the super bowl maybe
或许该在超级碗期间播放
Where the advertising time costs
广告时段每分钟价值连城
Million dollars a half a minute
半分钟就要百万美金
Wow imagine that
哇 想想看
A million dollars for a half a minute
半分钟竟要百万美金
Anyway by the end velum
最后画面里
Looks like the two of them been through juicer
两人仿佛被榨汁机绞过
Or a processor blender or something
或是搅拌机之类的
It's just a pink puree blood
只剩粉红血沫翻涌
Bone flesh in a big bucket
血肉骨骼装满大桶
But it's still singing somehow
却仍在诡异地歌唱
Are ya icky are ya sticky
你是否黏腻又肮脏
Are ya hot as anything
是否燥热难当
Hey blend yourself process yourself
来吧 将自己搅拌加工
Become a glass the animal juice haven't you had enough
化作玻璃容器 这动物汁液还没喝够吗
Fruit juices vegetable juices
水果汁 蔬菜汁
Next time company comes over
下次宾客来访时
Offer them a cool refreshing glass yourself
献上沁凉一杯 请君自斟
Given yourself
以身相奉
Stop being such a selfish piece snot
莫做那自私腌臜之徒
Okay okay okay
好了好了好了
And now back to our program
现在请回到正片