Caught At The Pub(Explicit) - Bliss N Eso

Caught At The Pub (Explicit) - Bliss N Eso
Two pints thanks mate Cheers
So anyway Umm
How does it go again man
Starts on a little house
And then literally the the government are tryina
Knock down this bastards house to build a
You know
Super freeway through it
Yeah
He hasn't been payin his bills and that
He's a bit late on em So what
And While that happens - While
They're tryin to do that
His mate that he thought was a bit strange
But has always been from another galaxy (haha yeah)
Comes and goes
Oi bro
Forget this sh*t - The world's about to f**kin blow up bro
We need to get the f**kk outta here
I know this alien race that's comin
And they're gonna blow the whole f**kin thing up
What
Now let's hitch-hike I got this little ring on
And we'll get together and go
And this cnts goin
Whatya talkin about man I'm tryin to save my home
And the guy who's an alien
Who's tryin to f**kin tell him let's go
Is Mos Def
Bullshit
Oh dude he's so good man
It's such a classic film man
Are you serious
It's one of the best thing's I've ever seen bro
What the f**k
Like seriously man
I can't believe I've never heard of this
I'm not f**kin with you at all
That's so It's a trippy movie huh
Yeah of course it is bro It's an LSD trip bro
Oh dude it's f**kin it's hilarious
So man when was this written
Oh the book was probably done 1969
Uh-huh
Then the movie yeah the movie was just done now
But cause they yeah because they needed the ummm
Big budget
They needed the technology mate
Cause you can't do a movie like that
You know what I mean
Yeah
And so he get's him up in this spaceship
BOOM the f**kin world blows up
And he's off and he's goin
And Mos Def is sayin to him
Mate I'm sorry to tell you this but
Your on a spaceship that we've just hitch-hiked on
And the your whole world has just blown up
What the f**k
Yeah It's f**kin heavy
Ahaha Oh f**kin imagine if everythin blew up
F**kin oath
And you were up there
That's nuts
Alright what've we got now?