The History of Everything - 生活大爆炸

[00:01.13]Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
[00:03.69]Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait.
[00:07.46]The Earth began to cool,
[00:08.88]The autotrophs began to drool,
[00:10.09]Neanderthals developed tools,
[00:10.63]We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
[00:13.69]Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
[00:15.99]That all started with the big bang!
[00:19.48]Since the dawn of man is really not that long,
[00:22.21]As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
[00:26.04]A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
[00:28.33]The bipeds stood up straight,
[00:29.85]The dinosaurs all met their fate,
[00:31.60]They tried to leap but they were late
[00:34.00]And they all died (they froze their asses off)
[00:35.64]The oceans and pangea
[00:35.97]See ya, wouldn  t wanna be ya
[00:37.39]Set in motion by the same big bang!
[00:40.71]It all started with the big BANG!
[00:44.23]It  s expanding ever outward but one day
[00:47.22]It will cause the stars to go the other way,
[00:54.97]Collapsing ever inward, we won  t be here, it wont be hurt
[01:00.32]Our best and brightest figure that it  ll make an even bigger bang!
[01:18.01]Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
[01:20.85]Debating out while here they  re catching deer (we  re catching viruses)
[01:23.47]Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
[01:26.75]It all started with the big bang!
[01:29.93]Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
[01:32.64]It all started with the big BANG!
[01:35.81]It all started with the big BANG!
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