Valley Girl - Frank Zappa

[00:00.96]Valley girl
[00:02.08]She's a valley girl
[00:04.16]Valley girl
[00:05.41]She's a valley girl
[00:07.85]Okay, fine...
[00:09.24]Fer sure, fer sure
[00:10.76]She's a valley girl
[00:12.26]In a clothing store
[00:14.33]Okay, fine...
[00:15.87]Fer sure, fer sure
[00:17.50]She's a
[00:19.18]Like, oh my god! (valley girl)
[00:21.35]Like - totally (valley girl)
[00:24.87]Encino is like so *****en (valley girl)
[00:27.90]There's like the galleria (valley girl)
[00:31.30]And like all these like really great shoe stores
[00:34.00]I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
[00:36.59]I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
[00:38.46]It's like so *****en cuz like everybody's like
[00:41.51]Super-super nice...
[00:43.66]It's like so *****en...
[00:45.76]On ventura, there she goes
[00:46.74]She just bought some *****en clothes
[00:49.97]Tosses her head 'n flips her hair
[00:54.98]She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there
[00:59.22]Anyway, he goes are you into s and m?
[01:01.21]I go, oh right...
[01:02.69]Could you like just picture me in like a leather teddy
[01:04.71]Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me...
[01:06.12]I'm sure! no way!
[01:07.72]He was like freaking me out...
[01:10.21]He called me a beastie...
[01:11.55]That's cuz like he was totally blitzed
[01:13.04]He goes like bag your face!
[01:14.68]I'm sure!
[01:15.68]Valley girl
[01:16.63]She's a valley girl
[01:18.34]Valley girl
[01:19.49]She's a valley girl
[01:21.75]Okay, fine...
[01:23.31]Fer sure, fer sure
[01:24.82]She's a valley girl
[01:26.56]So sweet 'n pure
[01:28.63]Okay, fine...
[01:29.82]Fer sure, fer sure
[01:31.42]She's a
[01:33.14]It's really sad (valley girl)
[01:34.40]Like my english teacher
[01:36.32]He's like... (valley girl)
[01:38.45]He's like mr. bu-fu (valley girl)
[01:41.39]We're talking lord god king bu-fu (valley girl)
[01:43.72]I am so sure
[01:46.84]He's like so gross
[01:48.42]He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
[01:50.13]And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
[01:52.49]It's like totally disgusting
[01:54.00]I'm like so sure
[01:55.68]It's like barf me out...
[01:56.89]Gag me with a spoon!
[01:58.79]Last idea to cross her mind
[02:01.85]Had something to do with where to find
[02:05.21]A pair of jeans to fit her butt
[02:08.25]And where to get her toenails cut
[02:12.35]So like i go into this like salon place, y'know
[02:15.07]And i wanted like to get my toenails done
[02:16.98]And the lady like goes, oh my god, your toenails
[02:19.15]Are like so grody
[02:21.83]It was like really embarrassing
[02:22.88]She's like oh my god, like bag those toenails
[02:24.83]I'm like sure...
[02:25.93]She goes, uh, i don't know if i can handle this, y'know...
[02:29.13]I was like really embarrassed...
[02:30.93]Valley girl
[02:31.27]She's a valley girl
[02:32.06]Valley girl
[02:32.98]She's a valley girl
[02:35.02]Okay, fine
[02:36.68]Fer sure, fer sure
[02:38.26]She's a valley girl
[02:39.94]And there is no cure
[02:41.96]Okay, fine
[02:43.35]Fer sure, fer sure
[02:45.03]She's a valley girl
[02:46.64]And there is no cure
[02:49.29]Like my mother is like a total space cadet (valley girl)
[02:51.13]She like makes me do the dishes and (valley girl)
[02:54.54]Clean the cat box (valley girl)
[02:58.62]I am sure
[02:59.75]That's like gross (valley girl)
[03:02.32]Barf out! (valley girl)
[03:05.64]Oh my god (valley girl)
[03:08.72]Hi!
[03:11.20]Uh-huh... (valley girl)
[03:12.35]My name?
[03:12.94]My name is ondrya wolfson (valley girl)
[03:15.25]Uh-huh
[03:16.11]That's right, ondrya (valley girl)
[03:18.74]Uh-huh...
[03:19.42]I know
[03:20.21]It's like... (valley girl)
[03:21.98]I do not talk funny...
[03:23.69]I'm sure (valley girl)
[03:25.58]Whatsa matter with the way i talk? (valley girl)
[03:28.63]I am a val, i know (valley girl)
[03:31.85]But i live like in a really good part of encino so it's okay
[03:34.85](valley girl)
[03:36.19]Uh-huh... (valley girl)
[03:38.62]So like, i don't know (valley girl)
[03:41.88]I'm like freaking out totally (valley girl)
[03:45.73]Oh my god! (valley girl)
[03:48.74]Hi - i have to go to the orthodontist (valley girl)
[03:51.79]I'm getting my braces off, y'know (valley girl)
[03:55.08]But i have to wear a retainer
[03:56.69]That's going to be really like a total bummer
[03:58.62]I'm freaking out
[04:00.56]I'm sure
[04:01.20]It's like those things that like stick in your mouth
[04:02.62]They're so gross...
[04:04.16]You like get saliva all over them
[04:06.21]But like, i don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know
[04:08.06]So you can see my smile
[04:10.13]It'll be like really cool
[04:11.26]Except my like my teeth are like too small
[04:13.38]But no biggie...
[04:14.32]It's so awesome
[04:16.04]It's like tubular, y'know
[04:17.42]Well, i'm not like really ugly or anything
[04:19.27]It's just like
[04:19.97]I don't know
[04:22.54]You know me, i'm like into like the clean stuff
[04:26.73]Like pac-man and like, i don't know
[04:29.87]Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
[04:30.49]It's like so gross...
[04:31.18]Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
[04:33.48]And it's like, it's like somebody else's food, y'know
[04:35.64]It's like grody...
[04:36.62]Grody to the max
[04:37.75]I'm sure
[04:38.86]It's like really nauseating
[04:40.81]Like barf out
[04:42.02]Gag me with a spoon
[04:44.30]Gross
[04:45.56]I am sure
[04:48.89]Totally...