Dead Man Blues - Scatterbrain

I went to a doctor with a pain in my head
He said："Tumor boy Six months you're dead It's gonna be slow and painful It ain't gonna be no fun"
So I went home and decided
I'll end it now my life's done
Game Over end of the ride
It's suicide
So I took out a shotgun
I put it in my mouth
I put it in too far
I gagged then ralphed
I jumped in front of a truck
I missed and only felt a breeze
Then I tried a bus the driver stopped and said："Exact change please"
I survived was still alive
I dropped a toaster in the tub with me
It did wonders for my hair
Was gonna drive myself right off a cliff
Got lost on my way there
I took a jar of sleeping pills
But all I did was snooze
I can't do nothing right
I got the
Dead Man Blues
Can't get it right
I'm feeling so uptight
I can't die
I gotta wonder why
I try and try and try but
I can't die
I've got the
Dead Man Blues '
Cause even if
I win I lose
I threw a rope around the rafters
Around my neck stood on a chair
The phone rings my machine picks up
And guess who's there
It's a message from my doctor
And he says："Hey lucky break It was just a dirt on the X-ray Whoops I made a mistake"
And then I slipped off the chair
And I was hanging there：
I've got the
Dead Man Blues '
Cause even if
I win I lose
The Dead Man
Blues