Jan Egeland - Ylvis

Jan Egeland - Ylvis

Gray hair glasses suitcase
灰色头发 戴着眼镜 拿着手提包
Humble clever
谦逊 聪明
Constantly working for peace
每分每秒为和平做着努力
Uganda Congo
乌干达 刚果
And the Oslo treaty plan
还有奥斯陆公约
Oh my God what a plan
我的上帝 多妙的公约
Not as famous as Gahr Støre
没有加尔·斯特勒那么著名
Not a daddy's boy like Jens
也不像延斯那样是个乖宝贝
But when handgrenades are flying
但当手榴弹划过天际
There's just one man you can trust
只有一人能够信任
When there's war and all is hell
无论何处充满战争和痛苦
Send in Jan Egeland
派杨·艾格兰去
The United Nations superhero man
联合国的超级英雄
Mad dictator with a gun
举着枪的狂热独裁者
Send in Jan Egeland
派杨·艾格兰去
Oh how I wish I was Jan Egeland
我多么希望 我就是杨·艾格兰
Blue eyes firm hands nice legs
蓝色眼睛 刚劲手指 修长的腿
Clean shaved body
有着干干净净的皮囊
Drinking his proteinshakes
喝着蛋白质饮料
Spray-tan skin cream
把皮肤喷成小麦色 抹上美肤霜
And buttocks like he was eighteen
翘臀犹如十八岁的少年
He's a peacekeeping machine
他就是台维护和平的机器
And he stares into the mirror
当他凝视镜中的自己
Flexing muscles in the night
在深夜锻炼肌肉
And says "Boy I think you're ready
他说 孩子 我想你准备好了
To protect some human rights"
去保护人权
When there's war and all is hell
无论何处充满战争和痛苦
Bring in Jan Egeland
带杨·艾格兰来
The United Nations Superhero man
联合国的超级英雄
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
他和科菲·安南一起打高尔夫
And looks at maps with George Cloon
和乔治·克鲁尼一起看地图
Oh how I wish I was Jan Egeland
我多么希望 我就是杨·艾格兰
When he's sad he goes to funerals
他说他去参加葬礼
In unusually heavy rain
下起了很大的雨
Large amounts of water in his face
脸上挂满水珠
But it cannot hide his pain
但仍然掩盖不了他的悲痛
He breaks down just like a homo
他像远古人类一样倒下
And starts crying just like a girl
像姑娘一样哭了起来
But I guess you can cry and still be a man
但我想如果你每天都在拯救世界
If your dayjob is saving the world
这样哭泣又何妨
When there's war and all is hell
无论何处充满战争和痛苦
Send in Jan Egeland
派杨·艾格兰去
He's a macho musclepumping crying God
他是个男子气十足 充满肌肉的哭泣的神
If there's one man you should trust
要说你能够信任的人
It is the Janny-boy
那唯有他
Oh how I wish I was Jan Egeland
我多么希望我就是杨·艾格兰