Everyday Normal Guy - Jon lajoie

[00:10.232]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[00:20.801]Nothing special about me Mother ******a
[00:23.276]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[00:26.420]When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother ******a
[00:29.569]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[00:32.315]I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother ******a
[00:34.977]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[00:37.809]And my ***ual performances are average
[00:40.600]I work at customer service for a phone company
[00:43.600]I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
[00:46.192]I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
[00:49.125]I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
[00:52.037]I cant afford a car I use public transportation
[00:55.109]I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
[00:57.794]sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
[01:00.608]the amount of money I save this ****** is off the hook
[01:03.294]And i am not very good with the women
[01:05.736]I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
[01:09.143]last time I had *** was in 2003
[01:11.887]and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
[01:14.574]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[01:17.246]I get nervous in social situations Mother ******a
[01:20.046]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[01:23.171]I get constipated once a month Mother ******a
[01:25.991]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[01:28.743]And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother ******a
[01:31.614]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[01:34.382]and I get scared when I go see the dentist
[01:36.910]I'm the \"Pauly Shore\" of everyday life
[01:40.095]easily forgettable and I am not very liked
[01:42.875]I have an \"According to Jim\" personality
[01:45.730]I'm as entertaining as a ******g STD
[01:48.651]if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
[01:51.480]because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
[01:54.288]I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
[01:57.100]honestly I probably wont fight back
[01:59.971]And I don't have many friends that would back me up
[02:02.697]My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough  Steve
[02:05.517]You want some of this ******?
[02:08.388]If you rarely get laid put your hands up
[02:10.732]If you're not well paid put your hands up
[02:13.380]If you got a pet cat put your hands up
[02:16.229]and if you got a bad back put your hands up
[02:19.069]I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge
[02:22.041]and ever since then it's just not the same
[02:24.101]It gets pretty sore
[02:26.652]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[02:30.148]My parents are really nice people Mother ******a
[02:33.153]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[02:36.047]I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother ******a
[02:38.373]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[02:41.717]I like the show \"Grey's Anatomy\" Mother ******a
[02:44.644]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
[02:47.352]and I am pretty good at making paper planes