Dog Festival Directions - Pink Guy

[00:11.13]If you want to eat some dog
[00:13.81]I have good news
[00:16.59]There's an annual dog festival
[00:19.74]Where you can eat all the dog you want
[00:22.64]And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
[00:28.16]And the festival spans about ten days
[00:31.37]With 15 thousand dogs consumed
[00:34.25]And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
[00:39.69]I just wanna let you know
[00:42.56]I'm just tryna' be a bro
[00:45.55]So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
[00:51.27]Once you get off at that airport
[00:54.16]You wanna ask around for the Guangzhou provincial bus
[00:58.84]And it costs 20 US dollars
[01:01.81]And it's a four and a half hour ride
[01:04.61]And you get off at Maoming West
[01:07.46]Just remember Maoming West
[01:10.35]Now you might have to stay there a full night
[01:13.54]Depending on the time you arrive
[01:16.19]Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day
[01:21.95]And you have to buy another ticket
[01:24.89]It's about another 22 bucks
[01:27.69]But from there it goes straight to Yulin
[01:30.67]Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
[01:33.58]Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
[01:36.60]I'm checking online now
[01:38.92]I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
[01:44.84]Offering a sauna
[01:46.20]And Fitness center
[01:47.68]Wow it's not too bad at all
[01:50.54]Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night
[01:53.74]But with free complementary breakfast
[01:56.30]And a free cancelation fee
[01:59.51]So it's not a bad as I thought
[02:02.16]When you're ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about
[02:09.67]And he or she will give you directions
[02:12.20]So take a cab
[02:13.98]But don't get ripped off
[02:15.52]If you're white they'll charge you double
[02:17.85]I **** you not
[02:20.97]I **** you not
[02:22.72]But anyways enjoy your flight
[02:27.10]Goodbye
[02:28.50]Enjoy the dog festival