Oh Santa! - Veggie Tales

Oh Santa! (噢圣诞老人) - VeggieTales
Narrator: It's Christmas Eve
And Larry is anxiously awaiting the
Arrival of Santa Claus with a plate of cookies
Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come
I just can't wait for you to come and I've got cookies
Three yummy cookies Just for you for
When you come oh me for you for when you come
Because it's Christmas
[Knock-knock-knock]
Larry: Could that be Santa Could that be him
Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me
A good cucumber like me
Narrator: Larry is surprised to be greeted not by Santa
But crafty bankrobber
Larry: Who are you
Bankrobber: I'm a bankrobber
And I've come to rob your bank oh yes
I've come to rob your bank
And I've come to take your dimes and swipe
Your nickels So stand back
Step aside you silly pickle
And let me in
Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder in the spirit of
Christmas Larry makes an offering
Larry: I'm not a banker I have no bank my robbing friend
But I have cookies--three yummy cookies
And I don't have nickels but please take this my robbing friend
Eat one of these my robbing friend
They are for Santa but you may have one
Narrator: The bankrobber is truly touched by Larry's good will
But Larry although momentarily distracted
Is still excited about seeing Santa
Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come
I just can't wait for you to come and I've got cookies
Two yummy cookies Just for you for when you come oh me
For you for when you come
Because it's Christmas
Bankrobber: (Simultaneously) I'm a robber I came to rob your bank
Oh yes I came to rob your bank
You shared a cookie--a yummy cookie
Though I'd love to take your dimes
Perhaps another time--because it's Christmas
[Knock knock knock]
Larry: Could that be Santa Could that be him
Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me
A good cucumber like me
Narrator: Once again it is not Santa who has come to Larry's door but
This time a savage Norseman
Larry: Who are you
Viking: I'm a viking And I've come to take your land oh yes
I've come to take your land
And I've come to burn your crops and steal your
Horses And I've come to
Step on your chickens And soil your quilts
Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder in the spirit of
Christmas Larry makes an offering
Larry: I don't have land
I don't have crops my viking friend
But I have cookies--two yummy cookies
And I don't have horses but please take this my viking friend
Eat one of these my viking friend They are
For Santa but you may have one
Narrator: The viking is also touched by Larry's good will
But Larry's thoughts are still with Santa
Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come
I just can't wait for you to come
I've got a cookie A yummy cookie
Just for you for when you come oh me for you for when you come
Because it's Christmas
Viking: (Simultaneously) I'm a viking I came to take your land oh
Yes I came to take your land
You shared a cookie--a yummy cookie
Though I'd love to soil your quilts I don't think that I wilt
Because it's Christmas
[Knock-knock-knock]
Larry: Could that be Santa Could that be him
Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me
A good cucumber like me
Narrator: Larry is greeted now by an agent of the Internal Revenue
Service
Larry: Who are you
Peach: I'm from the IRS And I've come to tax your [Slam]
Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come
I just can't wait for you to come It's finally Santa
It's finally him At last
The one who brings presents for a cucumber like me
A good cucumber like me
Santa: I'm Santa And I've come to bring you gifts oh yes
I've come to bring you gifts and I've come to stuff your stockings
--oh ho-ho-ho
And I've come to jiggle my belly And wiggle my nose
Hey wait a minute Isn't that my belt
And what are you doing with my hat
So you're the ones
Bankrobber: Wait a minute I can explain
Viking: We've changed
Santa: Nobody messes with Santa You know that don't you
You've been very naughty And I've got a list
Peach: Did you claim that
Larry: Merry Christmas