First World Problem - MC Frontalot

Nerd rap infests your internet
You left a trap
But it's empty
MC Frontalot took a gape but the bait wasn't tempting
Ending up uncaged and at large
To talk smack at you through the networking appliance that's in charge
Of every drip of your attention
Yo
When mine goes out I've got to log in just to mention
My disappointment at the interruption of convenience
I mean just：a lot left
But none up in between this
Couple of minutes here and a couple of minutes later
It's an outrage
At the price I paid
These dictators
Of my leisure rule with an iron fist
Has anybody ever been so put upon as this
Your GPS run out of battery
First world problem
Got to wake up Saturday
First world problem
You just delayed a honeymoon
First world problem
Pledge season's coming soon
First world problem
Half your friend list is spam accounts
First world problem
And your center channel speaker's out
First world problem
Muffy
My hair regrowth cream is mostly ineffective
And I'm struggling to keep this in perspective
But I feel like a massive injustice occurred
Says regrows hair on the tube
In the words
In a third or maybe a quarter of all users
I must have got swindled
Is it a fault
Of whose is
Oooh
Muffy
Muffy
I had all the servants tortured
Did you keep them on retainer
Do you got some more on order
'Cause I can't comb my hair on my own no more
I got accustomed to the lifestyle
Sniffed upon the spore
And it molded up my innards
Made the blood turn blue
Muffy
Muffy
There's a revolution
What we're gonna do
Misplaced the Ambien
First world problem
Left a participle dangling
First world problem
You're scheduling your root canal
First world problem
Your grad schooling had no rationale
First world problem
You didn't like your appetizer
First world problem
Your yacht got capsized
A first world problem
Now while our capitalism is in a minor kerfuffle
You have to hustle
Before the fates come
Reshuffle
Rustle up another couple grievances and air 'em
You can laugh about it later
Maybe needed while despairing
For the moment though
You ordered half caf
Didn't get it
There was no TV set when you jetted
Internet resetted
Itself just as I was in the middle
Of tournament play
And so I suffered from transmittal
Interruption
Completely ruined my day
MC Frontalot's a jackass
That's all I'm trying to say
People buy CDs in these days of disaster
So poor me：I have to be a professional rapper
No bubbles in the soda cup
First world problem
App crashed when you loaded up
First world problem
Phone's OS is outta date
First world problem
Colors won't calibrate
First world problem
They never stock the snack you want
First world problem
Caught herpes from a celebutante
First world problem
Got wallhacked in PVP
First world problem
Oh no
HD DVD
First world problem
Pixels aren't perfect square
First world problem
Your favorite rapper isn't debonair
First world problem
You own too many underwear
First world problem
And you're not much of a millionaire
First world problem