Auntie Maggie’s Remedy - Lonnie Donegan

now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buy
no matter what ailment you've got
but i know a special one you ought to try
you'll find its the best of the lot
its my auntie maggies home made remedy
its guaranteed never to fail
thats the stuff that will do the trick
its sold at every chemist for one and a kick
now if youve got lumbago
rheumatics or gout
or a pain in your robert e. lee
don't kick up a shindy
you'll never get windy with auntie maggies remedy
if you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning
you're bound to wake up i'll agree
but i'll bet you by heaven youll wake up at seven
with my auntie maggies remedy
in a young ladys bedroom i went by mistake
my intentions were honest you see
she shouted with laughter haha i know what you're after
its my auntie maggies remedy yes sir
oh my auntie maggies home made remedy
its guaranteed never to fail
thats the stuff that will do the trick
its sold at every chemist for one and a kick
now when the baby starts crying theres always a reason
and if you inspect him you'll see
the poor little chappy has covered his nappy
with auntie maggies remedy
now i went to a doctor i wasnt too well
and he made me lie on a settee
he said theres trouble brewing you've been overdoing
your auntie maggies remedy
now i know a girl who was putting on weight
in a spot where it just shouldnt be
so i said to nellie
now you rub your ankle with auntie maggies remedy