When Washington Comes Around - Hayseed Dixie

I'm keepin your poop in a jar Till the day you come back So don't forget just what you are Yeah I'm keepin your poop in a jar I thought you took everytihng But

Does she walk does she talk Does she come complete My homeroom homeroom Angel Always pulled me from my seat She was pure like snowflakes No one could ever stain

Are you gonna take me home tonight Oh down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round He

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head He's givin' you the blues You wanna graduate but not in his bed Here's what you gotta do Pick up the phone I'

Can't explain all these feelings that your making me feel My hearts in overdrive and your behind the steering wheel Touching you touching me Touching you God yo

She was a fast machine She kept her motor clean She was the best damn woman that I ever seen She had the sightless eyes Telling me no lies And knockin' me out w

I feel uptight on a Saturday night Nine o' clock the radio's the only light I hear my song and it pulls me through Comes on strong tells me what I got to do I g