Master Of The House - Claude-Michel Schönberg

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[00:00.00]Master Of The House (この家の主) - Jennifer Butt\/Leo Burmester
[00:03.69]Written by：Alain Boubil\/Herbert Kretzmer\/Jean-Marc Natel\/Claude-Michel Schönberg
[00:07.38]Welcome  Monsieur  sit yourself down
[00:10.31]And meet the best innkeeper in town
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[00:15.32]As for the rest  all of 'em crooks:
[00:18.44]Rooking their guests and crooking the books
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[00:23.65]Seldom do you see
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[00:27.08]Honest men like me
[00:29.58]A gent of good intent
[00:32.40]Who's content to be
[00:36.91]Master of the house  doling out the charm
[00:39.78]Ready with a handshake and an open palm
[00:42.97]Tells a saucy tale  makes a little stir
[00:46.16]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
[00:49.22]Glad to do a friend a favor
[00:52.16]Doesn't cost me to be nice
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[00:55.67]But nothing gets you nothing
[00:57.29]Everything has got a little price 
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[01:01.85]Master of the house  keeper of the zoo
[01:04.99]Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
[01:07.99]Watering the wine  making up the weight
[01:11.12]Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight
[01:14.24]Everybody loves a landlord
[01:17.06]Everybody's bosom friend
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[01:20.37]I do whatever pleases
[01:22.00]Jesus  Won't I bleed 'em in the end 
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[01:25.19]Master of the house  quick to catch yer eye
[01:28.12]Never wants a passerby to pass him by
[01:31.13]Servant to the poor  butler to the great
[01:34.19]Comforter  philosopher  and lifelong mate 
[01:37.20]Everybody's boon companion
[01:40.39]Everybody's chaperone
[01:43.39]But lock up your valises
[01:44.83]Jesus  Won't I skin you to the bone 
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[01:51.64]Enter Monsieur  lay down your load
[01:54.65]Unlace your boots  rest from the road
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[01:59.81]This weighs a ton  travel's a curse
[02:02.88]But here we strive to lighten your purse
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[02:08.41]Here the goose is cooked
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[02:11.66]Here the fat is fried
[02:14.14]And nothing's overlooked
[02:16.83]Till I'm satisfied
[02:21.20]Food beyond compare  Food beyond belief
[02:24.13]Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
[02:27.25]Kidney of a horse  liver of a cat
[02:30.32]Filling up the sausages with this and that
[02:33.51]Residents are more than welcome
[02:36.51]Bridal suite is occupied
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[02:39.56]Reasonable charges
[02:41.19]Plus some little extras on the side 
[02:44.50]
[02:45.94]Charge 'em for the lice  extra for the mice
[02:48.89]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
[02:52.00]Here a little slice  there a little cut
[02:55.01]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
[02:58.14]When it comes to fixing prices
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[03:01.15]There are a lot of tricks he knows
[03:04.21]How it all increases  all them bits and pieces
[03:07.08]Jesus  It's amazing how it grows 
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[03:10.58]Master of the house  quick to catch yer eye
[03:13.39]Never wants a passerby to pass him by
[03:16.47]Servant to the poor  butler to the great
[03:19.41]Comforter  philosopher  and lifelong mate 
[03:22.48]Everybody's boon companion
[03:25.60]Gives 'em everything he's got
[03:28.67]Dirty bunch of geezers
[03:30.22]Jesus  What a sorry little lot 
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[03:38.04]I used to dream that I would meet a prince
[03:42.40]But God and  Almighty have you seen what's happened since 
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[03:48.52]Master of the house  Isn't worth me spit 
[03:52.17]`Comforter  philosopher' and lifelong sh*t 
[03:55.98]Cunning little brain  regular Voltaire
[03:59.76]Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there
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[04:03.80]What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
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[04:10.68]God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house 
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[04:15.85]Master of the house 
[04:17.34]Master and a half 
[04:18.91]Comforter  philosopher
[04:19.99]Ah  don't make me laugh 
[04:21.92]Servant to the poor  butler to the great
[04:24.92]Hypocrite and toady and inebriate 
[04:27.86]Everybody bless the landlord 
[04:31.05]Everybody bless his spouse 
[04:34.07]Everybody raise a glass
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[04:37.17]Raise it up the master's arse
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[04:40.24]Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House