Internet Going Nutz - Paul Wall

I I I've got the internet goin nuts
I'm comin straight up outta that chatroom
And live from the message board
I'm at the crib all by myself
Chattin online when I'm bored
Oh my Lord
BlackPlanet got all the
And all the freaks
I'll get your page and send a note
Then hit me back when it's time to creep
I'm tryin to reach this girl Monique
Her screen name is ChynaDoll
She's light brown with big thighs
And standin five foot seven tall
If she don't call me it's okay
I'll hit up SexyEyez02
Sophomore at TSU
And she run track
That's what it do
I'll send a note to my girl Crystal
She ShootiNStarr99
She uploaded some sexy pictures
And oh my God that girl is fine
Wine and dine
But not this time
I pimp the keyboard
I'm online
Talkin fly in the chatroom
My conversation is goin down
Where you from
Where you at
Lil' momma sho' talkin nice
I tell her meet me at U of H right
By the towers later on tonight
I'm sendin all my girls a kite
I'm tryin to find some internet hype
Just hit me up on my Sidekick
I'm signin off and I'm switchin the site
I've got the internet goin nuts
P P Paul Wall baby
What'chu know 'bout me
I'm on that five nine South Lee baby
Holla at me
Okay I signed on to this DallasPeeps
On the hunt for a couple freaks
I'm logged on and I'm ready to chat
Where you at let's meet and great
These sexy
At U and T
I'm sendin e notes talkin fly
If you lookin for late night love
Holla at me girl I'm your guy
I met a girl on CollegeClub
Her screen name was Jazzy Brown
She told me when I come to her town
To hit her up and it's goin down
She e mailed me this old picture before she had her baby boy
I was ready to pay her a visit
She used to look like KeToi
But
One too many Almond Joys
I went and seen this girl in person
But when that big
Opened the door I d**n near started cryin and cursin
Just too many neck bites and
Not enough roadrunner
But big girls need love too
So I beat it up like Royal Rumble
S**t
Lil' momma looked like a whale she broke the scale
I told her baby I gotta bail
I won't tell if you won't tell
What the hell
The first minute I got in range of the nearest Dell
I changed my screenname and my number
This internet pimpin still prevails
So I log on to the Facebook
I'm tryin to find me a good look
I'm lookin for a lil' one night love
I throw the bait and they bite the hook
I holla at that boy Goo
My potnah puttin me up on game
He let me know which girls are freaks
And e mailed me they screennames
I hit 'em up like it ain't no thang
How you do and it's nice to meet'cha
Late night a few e mails later
I'm knockin senorita out her sneakers
Hit me up on that home board
And we can chat baby all night long
What's the scoop you goin to school
Maybe pimpin that 9 to 5
Download my computer love
And get a taste of my hard drive
I'm on the search for cybersluts
Lookin at pics on in the mix
Tryin to find a computer check
With a webcam that'll make a flick
Hit me up on that AOL
Instant Messenger what it do
My DSL is fast as lightning on the hunt for this mooshu
You got some potnahs that's just like you
Call your crew and I'll call mine too
Just take a look at my hit count
This internet pimpin thang ain't new