How Does The Grass Grow - David Bowie

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Artist: Eminem
Album:  white label 12\" *
Song:   My Name Is (Bootleg Version)
Typed by: DeePhunk@aol.com
* this is the UNEDITED version with a different 2nd verse
Chorus: repeat 2X
[03:34.00][03:24.00][02:16.00][01:19.00][01:09.00][00:00.00]Hi!  My name is.. (what?)  My name is.. (who?)
[03:39.00][03:27.00][02:19.00][01:23.00][01:12.00][00:04.00]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
[03:40.00][03:29.00][02:22.00][01:25.00][01:14.00][00:07.00]Hi!  My name is.. (huh?)  My name is.. (what?)
[03:44.00][03:33.00][02:26.00][01:29.00][01:18.00][00:09.00]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
[00:14.00]Ahem.. excuse me!
[00:18.00]Can I have the attention of the class
[00:20.00]for one second?
[Eminem]
[00:23.00]Hi kids!  Do you like violence?  (Yeah yeah yeah!)
[00:26.00]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids?  (Uh-huh!)
[00:29.00]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?  (Yeah yeah!)
[00:32.00]Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is?  (Huh?)
[00:34.00]My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
[00:37.00]but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate  (Ummmm..)
[00:40.00]And Dr. Dre said, \"Slim Shady you a basehead!\"
[00:43.00]Uh-uhhh!  \"So why's your face red?  Man you wasted!\"
[00:46.00]Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
[00:48.00]Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
[00:51.00]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
[00:54.00]And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
[00:57.00]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
[00:59.00]faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
[01:02.00]C'mere slut!  (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
[01:06.00]I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Chorus
[Eminem]
[01:31.00]My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
[01:34.00]The only problem was my English teacher was a guy
[01:37.00]I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
[01:40.00]and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper  (Owwwwwwww!)
[01:42.00]Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
[01:45.00]Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup  (Wsssshhhhh...)
[01:48.00]Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
[01:50.00]Rapin lesbians while they screamin: \"LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!\"
[01:53.00]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
[01:56.00]I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
[01:59.00]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
[02:02.00]Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her  (Oh thank you!)
[02:05.00]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
[02:07.00]and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans  (Aaahhhhhh!)
[02:10.00]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph  (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
[02:13.00]So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'
Chorus
[Eminem]
[02:38.00]Stop the tape!  This kid needs to be locked away!  (Get him!)
[02:41.00]Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
[02:44.00]I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
[02:47.00]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
[02:50.00]Am I comin or goin?  I can barely decide
[02:53.00]I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive?  (Go ahead)
[02:56.00]All my life I was very deprived
[02:58.00]I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
[03:01.00]Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk  (hachhh-too)
[03:03.00]I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks  (C'mere)
[03:06.00]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
[03:09.00]HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM?  (WAH!)  YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS!  (WAH!)
[03:13.00]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
[03:15.00]Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head  (BANG!)
[03:18.00]I'm steamin mad  (Arrrggghhh!)
[03:19.00]And by the way when you see my dad?  (Yeah?)
[03:21.00]Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
Chorus