Mommie Dearest - Pudgee Tha Phat Bastard

Mommie Dearest - Pudgee Tha Phat Bastard
Written by：Trak Masterz Productions/Inc.
Here's a true story and I want you all to know
About my man about my man around
The way his name was Joe
He and his mother lived together up on 45th
But the way they looked you
Mighta thought that they were rich
I used to see 'em but I didn't stop to conversate
I was always in a rush that woulda made me late
He didn't hang outside he always stayed at home
He never had no company and didn't have a phone no phone
His mother would come home from work and never be seen again
Until 7 AM the very next morning
I'm not the one that got the bouquet that's the bottom line
But everyone wanted to know what was his past time
So me and a couple of my friends went in his building
Up to esclose bring the bell on a bell to door
It took him a while to come to the door
But yo we didn't care
Now they had me dyin' to know what's goin' on in there
So finally he opened up body full of sweat
Pants unzipped breathin' hard smellin' like sex
They didn't know what to say I said I'm sorry yo
We wouldn'tve came if we knew
That you was here with a ho
All of a sudden he got this look
And he said Man to man
You call my moms another name and I'ma whip yo' a**
I stopped to think for a minute and then I said
Oh sh*t His moms was the f**kin' ho
The n**ga was doin his moms don't he know that's a sin
Born from his mother's p**sy now he tryin' to get back in
It's gettin deeper everyday it's gettin' tougher
Yo he f**ked his mother so he was a motherf**ker
I know nobody ever thinks of sh*t like this
It's goin' on somewhere out there so here tell your mommie dearest