There Ain’t Nothing Like a Dick - 电影原声

There Ain't Nothing Like a Dick - Nick Joseph Strauss Matathia
Written by：A.J. Holmes/Carlos Valdes
Old Snatch：
A dick can act real sweet
A dick can bat his eyes
He can tell you you're the one
But that dick's just full of lies
A dick's a dick's a dick's
A dick's a dick it's true
But you ain't never gonna
Find the dick for you
A dick can hit you hard
Ms Cooter：
Oooh a dick can hit you fast
A dick can bring you love
Old Snatch：
But that dick can't make it last
Ms Cooter：
There's a dick for every puss
Lots of fish in the sea
Old Snatch：
But they sure as hell
Haven't found the dick for me
Both：
There ain't nothing like a dick
Ms Cooter：
And the dick I've found's the best
Both：
There ain't nothing like a dick
Old Snatch：
They leave you itching with the rest
Both：
You can play with that dildo
'Till it makes you sick
But at the end of the day
There ain't nothing like a dick
Ms Cooter：
My dick's a different breed
He's got class he's debonair
His voice is gravelly and soft
And baby he's got quite a pair
When he talks to me
I get all hot and bothered you see
I'm positive that he's
The only dick for me
Old Snatch：
Oh that dick has got you good
He's got ya under his spell
Ms Cooter：
Well at least I have a dick
And at least I don't smell
Old Snatch：
You make the same mistakes
Through thin and through thick
Both：
But at the end of the day
There ain't nothing like a dick
Ms Cooter：
I want that shaft in me today
Both：
There ain't nothing like a dick
Old Snatch：
Hey look a baby on the way
Ms Cooter：
Oooooh the way he makes me feel
Old Snatch：
And they sure is are slicks
Both：
But at the end of the day
There ain't nothing
Like a dick
Old Snatch：
And they'll f**k ya too
Yeah