Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic - Daniel Ingram

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[00:00.00]Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic - Daniel Ingram (丹尼尔·英格兰)
[00:00.20](《小马宝莉 第四季》动画片插曲)
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[00:34.68]There's ailments all around us in everything we touch and see
[00:38.33]A sickness that lies waiting there in every breath you breathe
[00:42.15]Disease will up and grab you as it crawls from land and sea
[00:45.93]It's amazing how infected that the natural world and all its things can be
[00:50.98]Now I understand that some of you don't think you're sick
[00:54.01]But twisted hooves and aching joints don't heal all that quick
[00:57.85]Consider just how dangerous this world is You might
[01:01.21]Slip and fall break or sprain something here tonight
[01:04.67]But luckily for you we've got the thing you need
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[01:08.64]And it's easier when all you need's the cure
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[01:12.33]The Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic
[01:16.05]Is just what the doctor ordered I'm sure
[01:18.88]Now I know our claims seem fantastical
[01:20.99]Impractical
[01:21.92]Improbable
[01:22.70]Impossible
[01:23.81]And magical
[01:25.41]So we welcome every suffering
[01:27.37]Pony to make their way up to the stage
[01:29.39]Now don't crowd
[01:30.50]And we'll prove our tonic's effectiveness before your very eyes
[01:33.99]You there Come up here good sir
[01:36.39]I'll wager you're tired of those crutches my friend
[01:39.26]Try taking a sip of this
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[01:55.52]That's why you're so lucky we've got the thing for you
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[02:00.88]Just come on up we've always got some more
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[02:04.59]Of the Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic
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[02:08.50]I won't need these crutches to dance out the door
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[02:11.88]Now how do ya like that
[02:13.76]I don't There's somethin' funny about this whole thing
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[02:19.53]Now some of you may suffer from feelings of despair
[02:24.10]You're old you're tired your legs won't work there's grain in your hair
[02:28.44]Just listen and I'll tell you that you don't need to fear
[02:32.54]Your ears will work your muscles tone your eyes will see so clear
[02:36.55]Luckily for us you've got the thing we need
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[02:40.21]The answer to our problems in a jar
[02:43.96]The Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic
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[02:47.72]Is the greatest ever miracle by far
[02:50.74]It cures the reins the spurs and the Clydesdale fur blight
[02:54.28]Hooferia and horsentery cured in just a night
[02:57.29]You've got swollen hooves and hindquarters or terrible bridlebit cleft
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[03:01.13]Saunter sitz and gallop plop won't give your tail some heft
[03:04.71]Mane loss hay fever or terrible tonsillitis
[03:08.00]You heard it here folks
[03:09.32]This is the only place in all of Equestria you'll find it
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[03:12.50]It can make you shorter taller or even grow old
[03:16.03]But who'd want that
[03:17.00]When with one drink
[03:17.99]You can be young again
[03:20.07]Sold